Make Way for Ducklings....

lisa123414

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Came home from work today, this is an unusual busy week and one of my older sons is babysitting for the younger two. I was not surprised to find the kitchen a mess, a sink full of dirty dishes, plus evidence of a chocolate milk explosion. And there were kids wandering around that weren’t even mine. I considered what I could get on the table for supper, and how soon, and began to count heads to see how many I would have to feed.

As I counted, my third son walked into the kitchen cradling a ducking in his arms. I looked to my babysitter, who started to laugh. “Oh yeah, mom, I forgot to tell you, we are watching two ducks for Miss Susan for a couple days.”

The ducks are living in the bathtub, and they have food and water, but I wonder if they are lonely or cold. I stroke their downy heads and they cheep and poop, and I wonder who she got to watch the goats.

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cheerful_deviant said:
There are just so many ways I could go with this... :D


yes, well, the kids did put the rubber duck in the tub with them, should I be worried?
 
MagicaPractica said:
If you search the words duckling and care on Google, you'll find several pages.

Thank you! this is interesting....and more than enough!
 
lisa123414 said:
yes, well, the kids did put the rubber duck in the tub with them, should I be worried?
only if they start trying to kill it.
 
lisa123414 said:
I'll laugh next week, oh hell, I'm lying, I am laughing now
I'm laughing now. At you and your ducks and their poo, mostly. :D
And our own personal AH duckie isn't really helping to allay my laughter either.

Liar said:
only if they start trying to kill it.
Yeah, then you'll have to worry about SeaCat taking them diving with him...
 
bluebell7 said:
I'm laughing now. At you and your ducks and their poo, mostly. :D
And our own personal AH duckie isn't really helping to allay my laughter either.


Yeah, then you'll have to worry about SeaCat taking them diving with him...

No then you'll have to worry about SeaCat making it into dinner. :devil:

Cat
 
Oh gawd, I'm so glad I'm not the only person who lives in a nuthouse!

Only with my tribe its baby chickens, not ducks...

yet.
 
SeaCat said:
No then you'll have to worry about SeaCat making it into dinner. :devil:

Cat
Have you been watching Martha Stewart again, Cat?
 
bluebell7 said:
Have you been watching Martha Stewart again, Cat?

Nahhhh,

just been grazing through a couple of cookbooks.

Cat
 
Eating on the brain! (Not to be confused with eating THE brain, Dr. Lecter)

SeaCat said:
Nahhhh,

just been grazing through a couple of cookbooks.

Cat
Hee hee. You said "grazing".
 
starrkers said:
Oh gawd, I'm so glad I'm not the only person who lives in a nuthouse!

Only with my tribe its baby chickens, not ducks...

yet.

I suspect that you and I have a lot in common! Do you also have a 15 year old trying to build a catapult in the garage? He claims it will be big enough to toss his youngest brother - and i am seriously concerned
 
lisa123414 said:
I suspect that you and I have a lot in common! Do you also have a 15 year old trying to build a catapult in the garage? He claims it will be big enough to toss his youngest brother - and i am seriously concerned
My almost 15 year old is female, so her methods are slightly more insidious. But if she was building a catapult the youngest would definitely be up for a flight!
 
bluebell7 said:
I'm laughing now. At you and your ducks and their poo, mostly. :D
And our own personal AH duckie isn't really helping to allay my laughter either.


Yeah, then you'll have to worry about SeaCat taking them diving with him...


Well, the ducklings have been fed, and after a lot more pooing - what is it with these little tiny ducks and all that poo - I think they have finally settled down in the darkened bathroom. All I have to do is keep them away from the cats and the squirrels and the deviants, oh and I took the rubber duck out - not because I was worried but now its all covered in - you guessed it!
 
Just be careful when you enter that bathroom tomorrow morning. Duck Poo can't be any more fun to step in first thing in the morning than any other poo.

Cat
 
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