Make Those Bodies Sing

[shakna]

Lyrics from Australia's longest running ad campaign:

Bananananana banana let those bodies sing!

 

[sirhugs]

How would you make a story out of that?

 

[shakna]

How would you make a story out of that?

Mmm... Travelling busker, who gets his banana up when letting his body sing with gals on the road?

 

[ericrodman101]

Take the banana challenge with Ricky Verez (where is he now?) and Devin Franco - very sexy demonstration of deepthroating with bananas. Must be a fruity story for someone here.
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[UsuallyPresent]

Take the banana challenge with Ricky Verez (where is he now?) and Devin Franco - very sexy demonstration of deepthroating with bananas. Must be a fruity story for someone here.
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Or perhaps have a sorority vs fraternity challenge, with this being one of the scenes between chosen champions? Tongue power & endurance might be another one or two, suction, hand speed & control, & as many other sex-relevant skills you can think of

 

[sirhugs]

Or perhaps have a sorority vs fraternity challenge, with this being one of the scenes between chosen champions? Tongue power & endurance might be another one or two, suction, hand speed & control, & as many other sex-relevant skills you can think of

"Look Ma, No Hands!" for the win?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

, "Look Ma, No Hands!" for the win?

Was thinking that each side would nominate at least 6 sex-related-but-not-actual-sex tasks to compete with. 3 of each teams’ challenges are drawn at random, then if needed a ‘tiebreaker’ is drawn from the remaining tasks. Things like, how many tongue curls in 10 minutes, or how many knots tied with cherry stems without using hands. Kissing relay race? The aforementioned banana test, of course. Hip thrusts, total distance covered in 10 minutes, or go for duration at a pace no slower than as set by a metronome? Some sort of flexibility test - twister? Yoga?

The other big question is, what’s the bet? Just group vs group, or are individual bets the limit? Or both?

 

[shakna]

Was thinking that each side would nominate at least 6 sex-related-but-not-actual-sex tasks to compete with. 3 of each teams’ challenges are drawn at random, then if needed a ‘tiebreaker’ is drawn from the remaining tasks. Things like, how many tongue curls in 10 minutes, or how many knots tied with cherry stems without using hands. Kissing relay race? The aforementioned banana test, of course. Hip thrusts, total distance covered in 10 minutes, or go for duration at a pace no slower than as set by a metronome? Some sort of flexibility test - twister? Yoga?

The other big question is, what’s the bet? Just group vs group, or are individual bets the limit? Or both?

Hypercompetitiveness can bring out the protagonist in someone, so well.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hypercompetitiveness can bring out the protagonist in someone, so well.

Aye, adding in seemingly randomness (authorial fiat) can make things more interesting too.

If you wish to add in a backstory, you could also make it into an underdog wins type scenario. The traditional losing side pulls out some nasty challenges (the deepthroat is gonna make a whole lotta guys uncomfortable, for instance, assuming the guys have historically been the winners) could go a long ways on this. Add in the traditional challenges - "hold your partner in the air" for duration would lean heavily towards the guys, until/unless the strongest sorority member claims the lightest fraternity member - OR a small sorority member for extra burn!