Make me Scream!!!

[PacificBlue]

Can a person self-combust from out of control hormones?

 

[juicygirl]

Possibly, they can certainly do silly things.

 

[Sixth]

> Make you scream.


...

   "Oh look! A spider!"

 

[Nora]

Yes, but only if you use a plug-in toy near a body of water and forget yourself at the moment of uh..you know. Ecstacy.

Uhh...not that i know from personal experience. Really.

 

[PacificBlue]

I don't want to do silly things...I just want this horrible ache to be relieved... uuggghhhh!

 

[Velius]

Yes, I am about to right now. ;_;

 

[StrawberryPez]

God i hope not!!

Or I'm screwed...or I NEED to be screwed *nods*

 

[Velius]

Yeah, I am aching pretty bad to do some screwin'

 

[StrawberryPez]

Did they already start a "Who Needs To Get Laid" thread??

LOL Because I need to go there if they did

 

[Velius]

*sighs*

 

[Sixth]

*sighs*

You sighed.

That's great.

I was emailed to say that this thread had been updated.
I logged in to check the update.

You sighed.

That's great.

 

[Jewelz]

*winks at sixth with lustful intentions*

 

[Nora]

You'd think with all the horny people in the world that it would be a hell of a lot easier to get laid than it is. And what a happier world it would be!

I know i'd be a lot less cranky if I were getting some. lol

 

[Sixth]

*winks at sixth with lustful intentions*

Now, you see, that's worth logging in for.

Even if Jewelz remains silent I can still imagine bending her over and fucking her up the arse. It all works out fair in the end.

 

[PacificBlue]

You would think...apparently not. I'd settle for hot phonesex at the moment.

 

[Jewelz]

Now, you see, that's worth logging in for.

Even if Jewelz remains silent I can still imagine bending her over and fucking her up the arse. It all works out fair in the end.

isnt imagination such a wonderful gift?

 

[StrawberryPez]

You'd think with all the horny people in the world that it would be a hell of a lot easier to get laid than it is. And what a happier world it would be!

I know i'd be a lot less cranky if I were getting some. lol

I think the problem is that horny people don't want to come off as being easy. So they sit....and wait...and get looked over...and WE NEVER GET LAID!!!!

Damn our luck...BUT that's why i have toys

 

[Jewelz]

You would think...apparently not. I'd settle for hot phonesex at the moment.

ok, call me, i only have 15 minutes though! lol

 

[Nora]

You would think...apparently not. I'd settle for hot phonesex at the moment.

lol! i'd settle for ...well, a hell of a lot less!

 

[Velius]

You'd think with all the horny people in the world that it would be a hell of a lot easier to get laid than it is. And what a happier world it would be!

I know i'd be a lot less cranky if I were getting some. lol

I know I'd be a lot less homocidal if I was getting some.



Sixth: My sigh was totally worth it.

 

[Sixth]

You would think...apparently not. I'd settle for hot phonesex at the moment.

No. No. Phonesex is a waste of money.

Use MSM's microphone feature. It's free! It only needs one hand, or, if you're lucky, none.

 

[PacificBlue]

ok, call me, i only have 15 minutes though! lol

Very funny!

 

[SouthernMale]

You'd think with all the horny people in the world that it would be a hell of a lot easier to get laid than it is. And what a happier world it would be!

I know i'd be a lot less cranky if I were getting some. lol

I second that Nora. It appears to me that there is a lot of horniness at Lit this weekend. I feel like I may explode if I don't get laid soon!

 

[PacificBlue]

No. No. Phonesex is a waste of money.

Use MSM's microphone feature. It's free! It only needs one hand, or, if you're lucky, none.

trying to do that in front of the computer...just to difficult. I like to be able to move around... that isn't a waste.

 

[Jewelz]

Very funny!

well i didnt wanna disappoint you when i had to get you off and then hang up instead of cuddling for awhile