Simone808619
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Just a little bored..want to conversate?
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Just a little bored..want to conversate?
*bored bump*
So I get on the elevator one day and push the button to go up - I'm in a hotel and I'm on the fourth floor.
Just before the door closes the biggest god damn hand I've ever seen goes through it, then opens it up. This huge black dude strolls in and tells me to punch the button for the 5th floor.
I'm nervous, don't want to stare but the guy looks at me and says "Wassup?"
"Man, you are the biggest motherfucker I've ever seen."
The guy nods his head, tells me "I'm 6' 10", 280 lbs, and pack 16 inches of prime man meat." He turns to me, holds out his hand and says "Glad to meet you, I'm Turner Brown."
I faint - slide down to the floor like a little sissy.
Next thing I know the guy is over me, shaking me awake. "What the fuck? You got a problem?"
I croak out "Uh, maybe I didn't hear you right. What did you say?"
He looks at me like I'm nuts - yeah, it fits...
"Man, I said I'm 6' 10", 280 lbs, and pack 16 inches of prime man meat. And my name is Turner Brown."
I look up at him and get off the floor, all relieved. "Sorry man - my apologies. I thought you said turn around."