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BiBunny

BiBunny

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I'm sitting here (as usual), bored to death because His Royal Chunkiness is on vacation this week. I've been trying to think of thread ideas, but everything I can come up with is lame, so I'll go with something that's obviously lame, rather than try to make something lame into something interesting.

Anyway, I love to laugh. Give it your best shot. :D
 
What's clear and smells like carrots??
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Bunny Farts :catroar:
 
*Snickering at all the posts*

Thanks, y'all. Keep it going. :D
 
Yang4yin said:
You love it! You know you do!
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I do! :cool:

And now I have one for y'all, just for being so nice to me. :) I've been on a Dorothy Parker kick lately because she amuses me so much.

Frustration

If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.


Ok, I'm morbid, but I'm cute, right? :cathappy:
 
What'd the elephant say to the naked man?


That's cute but can you breath through that thing?
 
Why don't bunny's make sounds during sex?


Cause they have cotton balls.
 
A mother is driving her little girl to a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."

"Ok," the little girl says, "how much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and, are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questioning, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex!"
 
I use to work in Chicago..
at a convenience store,
I use to work in Chicago, I did but I don't any more.

A lady walked in with some porcelain skin,
I asked her what she came in for;
Liquor she said..
and lick her I did..
And I don't work there any more.
 
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Oh, shit. That's for hiccups. You said make you laugh. :rolleyes: OK, I'll be back.
 
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