Make Me Feel like a woman

[unusuallyconfused]

> MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
> >> >
> >> >On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
> storm.
> >> The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when a wing is

> >> struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
> >> >
> >> >She stands up in the front of the plane. Screaming, "I'm too young to

> >> die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my

> >> last minutes to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can
> make
> >> me feel like a WOMAN?"
> >> >
> >> >For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
> peril.
> >> They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
> plane.
> >> >
> >> >Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel
> like
> >> a woman," he says.
> >> >
> >> >He is gorgeous, tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet
> black
> >> eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning
> >> >
> >> >...................................one button at a time.
> >> >
> >> >..................................... No one moves.
> >> >
> >> >..................................... He removes his shirt.
> >> >
> >> >..................................... Muscles ripple across his chest.

> >> >
> >> >As he reaches her, he extends the arm holding his shirt out to the
> >> trembling woman,
> >> >
> >> > .....................................And whispers:
> >> >
> >> >...................................."Iron this."
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

 

[Mistress]

LMFAO!

 

[indyweasel]

*in best Austin Powers voice*

Yeah baby..

 

[unusuallyconfused]

*in best Austin Powers voice*

Yeah baby..

You don't seem to be the type to ummm say that. Ironing seems to be the LAST thing on your mind.

 

[Lightning]

Busted

You don't seem to be the type to ummm say that. Ironing seems to be the LAST thing on your mind.

I think she's got you there, Indy.

 

[Vivid Blossom]

omg that was too funny -- LMAO -- I'd Iron Him

 

[indyweasel]

What do you mean? Ironing has to do with using something hot to keep something else straight and wrinkle free...


Cant you all see the connection??

 

[Vivid Blossom]

What do you mean? Ironing has to do with using something hot to keep something else straight and wrinkle free...


Cant you all see the connection??

See indy -- naughty, naughty, naughty -- and I Love It

 

[unusuallyconfused]

What do you mean? Ironing has to do with using something hot to keep something else straight and wrinkle free...


Cant you all see the connection??

I see the connection. I also know that your pants would be off so fast you would run, jump and skip to that women. You would hurdle over five airline seats and plant yourself on top of her. Yeah, You would give her an iron over your hot cock, right!

 

[indyweasel]

damn.. I'm going to need to do some work... I'm getting to predictable in my old age..