Make me an offer I can't refuse.

[LordMagicMan]

Please no hand guns is all I ask.

 

[Mistress]

Purrs

 

[Isolde]

Lets see...romantic dinner with candlelight, roses and candy, wine and fine music, a walk along the beach holding hands, making love on the deserted beach under the moonlight....wait, no..thats an offer I cant refuse.

What did you have in mind?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Sounds simply wonderful. Would you prefer the beach?

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMM...Desert Eagle...LMM...Desert Eagle...LMM...Desert Eagle...

Huhmm....

Sorry LMM, you're nice n' all, but this is a .357 magnum.

 

[Mistress]

KillerMuffin

LOL! Mmmm Snuggles the tasty lady.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're snuggling someone holding a .357 magnum. Er, why?

 

[Isolde]

Sounds simply wonderful. Would you prefer the beach?

Love the beach...especially in the moonlight. So I'm a romantic...so sue me.

 

[Mistress]

I'll show you my gun if you show me yours!

 

[LordMagicMan]

Me too. Which beach would you like to meet at?

 

[Isolde]

Whichever one your at LMM...*bats eyes and smiles sweetly*

 

[LordMagicMan]

LOL I'm land locked. No Beach for me. Well the dunes, but those dont really count.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*liftes eyebrows at Mistress and vaguely wonders how this thread degenerated*

http://www.magnumresearch.com/old/images/mark_desert_eagle_pistol.gif

 

[Isolde]

Damn! Me too...any alternative?

 

[LordMagicMan]

mail Isolde

 

[bluntforcemama]

Muff

Oh KM.... put that thing away, I'll tell mom! You're making me all hot...

 

[Mistress]

I"ve got one that looks almost liek it! smiles brightly!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wanna go shooting next time I'm in town? You know the guys at the gun club are anxious to see us again. I've got a couple .22 revolvers, no shells, we could do it naked and really make 'em crazy.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Muff

Oh,... did they ask about us? I want to wear those little things again if we go when I'm in town again.... You know... those weird tassles that we put on our tits? Think they'll give us another offer?

 

[Problem Child]

http://www.springfield-armory.com/images/home_image1.jpg



These are my two favorites- .45 ACP and M1A .308 Win. (my hi-power comp rifle).

big

 

[Mistress]

Can I go shoot naked too? please??? bounces around excitedly

 

[KillerMuffin]

*whistles* Sa-weeeeeeeeettt. My absolute favorite is the M-1 Garand (instant female boner here)

http://www.odcmp.com/images/web_images/m1garand.gif

 

[LordMagicMan]

The whole naked at the shooting range sounds to be a pretty good offer

I hit a clay pigeon with a .22 rifle Put a hole right through it, found the pigeon to prove it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You wear the boob tassles if you want to, Myst. I want to wear the brunette with the crew cut. Wow, that guy was hot. *fans self vigorously*

 

[LordMagicMan]

No one is impressed? I'm hurt. Hitting one of those stupid flying pigeons is hard with a shotgun, much less a rifle.