Make me a sandwhich.

[Matthew Craig]

When said by a woman it's considered 'being cute'.

When said by a man it's being oppressive.

 

[adrina]

Go make me a sammich.

 

[pointless]

try asking politely next time.

 

[Calista85]

try asking politely next time.

Beat me to it.

I was going to say, add the word please and it works for either side.

Then again, this looks like a baiting thread by a butt hurt man so the OP isn't really looking for that answer

 

[Ramone45]

I love making my woman a nice Sangwiche, and I love watching her eat it.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Go make me a sammich.

You're walls are too high. I can't throw a sandwhich over.

 

[adrina]

You're walls are too high. I can't throw a sandwhich over.

Pfffft.

Get a catapult.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Pfffft.

Get a catapult.

Not worth the effort.

 

[adrina]

Not worth the effort.

You probably make a mediocre sandwich anyway.

 

[Liar]

I said that today. Didn't feel opressive at all.

Kid at the counter made a pretty decent one. The cheese was a bit on the weak side though. Still good enough for a tip.

 

[Matthew Craig]

You probably make a mediocre sandwich anyway.

I'm sure your high expectations have served you well all your life, haven't they.

 

[adrina]

I'm sure your high expectations have served you well all your life, haven't they.

Probably better than your low ones.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Probably better than your low ones.

Expect nothing and be pleasantly suprised when you find a dimond in the rough.

 

[adrina]

Expect nothing and be pleasantly suprised when you find a dimond in the rough.

Sounds like you haven't found many - if any - diamonds.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Sounds like you haven't found many - if any - diamonds.

A few. But i don't kiss and tell. Especially to undeserving ears.

 

[adrina]

A few. But i don't kiss and tell. Especially to undeserving ears.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Passive agressive.

 

[adrina]

Passive agressive.

Angry man.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Angry man.

Anger is good when used correctly.

 

[adrina]

Anger is good when used correctly.

Impotent rage or senseless sniping is not using it correctly.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Impotent rage or senseless sniping is not using it correctly.

A matter of perspective. I disagree.

 

[adrina]

A matter of perspective. I disagree.

I am not surprised.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I am not surprised.

Tell me something i don't know.

 

[adrina]

Tell me something i don't know.

You're not that clever.

 

[Matthew Craig]

You're not that clever.

And your worth isn't as high as you set the price tag to be.