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Phoenix

Phoenix

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Friends, Romans, Horny Drunken Bastards lend me your ears. I need advice. With my 500 posts approaching (only 3 posts away) With that I will reach guru hood ( Personality #2: ABout damn time. I mean some people reach it in a month and you take six) (Personality #3: Shaddup and let the prick finish). Like I saying I need advice on what to call my self in the status line. SO feel free to cough up any suggestion or to just generally reminisce.

BTW: I know about the Literotica 500 spanks rule and I will tell you the same thing I told the hooker I lost my virginity to. And that is "be Gentle. I bruise easily.lol"
 
Phoenix said:
Friends, Romans, Horny Drunken Bastards lend me your ears. I need advice. With my 500 posts approaching (only 3 posts away) With that I will reach guru hood ( Personality #2: ABout damn time. I mean some people reach it in a month and you take six) (Personality #3: Shaddup and let the prick finish). Like I saying I need advice on what to call my self in the status line. SO feel free to cough up any suggestion or to just generally reminisce.

BTW: I know about the Literotica 500 spanks rule and I will tell you the same thing I told the hooker I lost my virginity to. And that is "be Gentle. I bruise easily.lol"
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And it is ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!! You've been here as long as me and look at the difference dude!! At this rate, you'll barely get to 1000 posts on your one year anniversary! Just do what I did and say "fuck quality, I'm going to quantity" and get your post number up faster. lol

But seriously, congrats dude on getting to Guru status finaly. You actualy deserve it more then many of the more recent posters out there these days.

(you know you'll get flamed for that)

True, but then you have to take into consideration that...

(oh, don't even try to make sense of what you said. I'm afraid that you'd actualy be successful in that attempt)

Then shut up and let me finish this post! Damn voices in my head. I don't know why I ever came up with this gimmick.

(you came up with it? If I remember correctly, you got the idea from a friend at the other board we visit, who copied the idea from Simpsons. So how do you lay claim to this at all?)

Because I'm the first one to use it at THIS message board. So you see, I'm allowed to lay claim to it as my idea while here at Lit.

(ah shut up and get this post over with you little bitch!)

Don't call me a bitch, you donkey raping shit eater!

(you saw that?!?!)

........

(uh... I think I'll shut up now before I say anything I'll regret)

I'm afraid that it's a little late for that.

(.....)

Anyway, where was I before I was interupted by.... myself? *snaps fingers* Oh yeah!

Congrats on finaly reaching 500 posts! :)

[Edited by Renegade on 01-22-2001 at 03:43 AM]
 
Uh thanks Ren I think. It is late and I need to go to bed so lata. I will have good joke tommorrow and guess what my 500 is here so how about we put away the whips and go straight to the orgy or at least give me the blindfold and cigarettes first
 
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Uh is it too late for me to change my mind and maybe restart under a different name? Uh no. Damn oh well like I will say too you what I said before to the hooker that took my virginity:" Please be gentle."
 
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