Maintenance Sex

[lovetoread]

So I was reading this older Jezebel story about How to Have Maintenance Sex and it got me to thinking but the comments got me laughing

So what say you, are you a pro maintenance sex person or a non maintenance sex person?

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[thør]

Is this how my wife gets the dishwasher repaired?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[suckonsimon]

I'm a pro maintenance sex person, as is my wife.

For us it works just fine on account of the majority of our sex being desired sex on the part of both of us. With that beautiful 'given' in our lives, I'll happily get myself into it when she has a horn on her or needs consolation, and she has an understanding of when life is too hectic and complicated for her to feel turned on but I need to fuck the tensions out of me.

It's not so unusual that soon after an instance of 'maintenance sex' we both get hot for something spectacular. When that happens she calls the first time "the aperitif"

 

[Conager]

No two partners are going to have libidos that mesh perfectly. If sex is understood to be an important, integral part of a relationship, someone at sometime is going to be congenial about getting started with the idea that the physiological desire is likely to catch up.

In general terms, women's libidos and the type of sex they are likely to be in the mood for varies with their menstral cycle. Higher desire for down and dirty when ovulating, more mellow when not. Huge varience for what that means per individual women.

Men can, contrary to stereotype can be the lower libido partner. Whatever their baseline level of interest in sex is, it tends to be sort of consistant throughout the month. So high libido per stereotype, or low, it is not going to track with their (female) partners.

Knowing who is at what levelx when, and communicating that, is key.

It feels a lot less like rejection if you realize his libido did not come up to match your ovulating horniness, or her cyclically flagging libido is not a commentary on your prowess.

 

[Conager]

I'm a pro maintenance sex person, as is my wife.

For us it works just fine on account of the majority of our sex being desired sex on the part of both of us. With that beautiful 'given' in our lives, I'll happily get myself into it when she has a horn on her or needs consolation, and she has an understanding of when life is too hectic and complicated for her to feel turned on but I need to fuck the tensions out of me.

It's not so unusual that soon after an instance of 'maintenance sex' we both get hot for something spectacular. When that happens she calls the first time "the aperitif"

I enjoy your posts Simon. They, at times, remind me of some of the more fulfilling sex I had while married.

 

[islandman]

What is 'maintenance sex'?

 

[Sean]

What is 'maintenance sex'?

Sex while fixing the central heating.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Is that the same as getting your oil changed.

 

[islandman]

Sex while fixing the central heating.

I'm sorry for your tiny flue.

 

[Emerson40]

What is 'maintenance sex'?

Service the intakes, check the nuts, work the springs.

A hoist is not required, but a good penetrant and lubricant may shorten duration between service appointments.

 

[islandman]

Service the intakes, check the nuts, work the springs.

A hoist is not required, but a good penetrant and lubricant may shorten duration between service appointments.

Met someone on FetLife last year who is a mechanic. Probably doesn't do call-ins.

 

[rocket_surgery]

The old pornos with the plumber getting laid make sense now.

 

[lovetoread]

getting full service is a must in these trying times

 

[Porkwarrior]

Haa haa Jezebel article...yeah I made it as far as the 2nd paragraph, right when "MARITAL RAPE!" made an appearance. The comments ARE hysterical BTW.


Oh and I'm another Simon lurker. I should tell him that more, so I am.

 

[thør]

getting full service is a must in these trying times

Self serve costs less.

 

[Sean]

Haa haa Jezebel article...yeah I made it as far as the 2nd paragraph, right when "MARITAL RAPE!" made an appearance. The comments ARE hysterical BTW.

So you don't think marital rape exists?

 

[lovetoread]

Self serve costs less.

yea but i am in Jersey, we only do full service

 

[Radiohead]

So you don't think marital rape exists?

Non marital rape exists.

Usually at least I know its coming.

 

[sweepthefloor]

yea but i am in Jersey, we only do full service

that's why I love NJ

 

[sweepthefloor]

but yeah, I think maintenance sex is a good idea in any long term love affair.

I was in a relationship once, and there were times I didn't want to 'do it' but midway through, or afterwards I was always glad that we 'did it.'

It's like food, and starving your partner is never a good idea.

 

[Radiohead]

but yeah, I think maintenance sex is a good idea in any long term love affair.

I was in a relationship once, and there were times I didn't want to 'do it' but midway through, or afterwards I was always glad that we 'did it.'

It's like food, and starving your partner is never a good idea.

Its ok to say no... but its not bright to say no just in case.

 

[neci]

the dishwasher is broken. does this mean i need to go have sex?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[neci]

Hey help with the washing up first; it will turn you on.

that lie is right up there with, "trust me, anal feels good."