Maintenance Men

[Lollygirl26]

Ok, so I am getting a new fridge installed today or tomorrow. What should I have on? Should I be just out right flirty? Or innocently?

Any guys here work in this field and what have they "experienced"? OR any of you women have this fun??

 

[Sexbeast69]

Outfit

Wear something slutty......High heels and a miniskirt with a loose blouse. no bra or underwear.

 

[Lajo]

Personally...I enjoy right out flirty! That way there is no "second guessing" that you both are (at least) thinking the same things.

As for what to wear...wear something that does not look like you dressed for him, but still shows off your delicious body. Maybe a v-neck shirt with some nice cleavage showing through. Bonus points if the nipples happen to be erect.

Woo-Hoo! Makes me wish I installed refrigerators and worked in your neighborhood!

 

[Lollygirl26]

Personally...I enjoy right out flirty! That way there is no "second guessing" that you both are (at least) thinking the same things.

As for what to wear...wear something that does not look like you dressed for him, but still shows off your delicious body. Maybe a v-neck shirt with some nice cleavage showing through. Bonus points if the nipples happen to be erect.

Woo-Hoo! Makes me wish I installed refrigerators and worked in your neighborhood!

Nipples Erect? No problem. Ice is good for that. Or a pinch of my clit. That electric shock going through. (sighs)

 

[jawscr]

Are you looking to fuck the mainteance man or just get him incredibly turn on? Either way be sexy and flirtatous...but don't over do it you might scare him off. And how come there are no maintainance/delivery women.. us guys wouldn't mind.

 

[Lollygirl26]

And how come there are no maintainance/delivery women.. us guys wouldn't mind.

Hmmm dont know why there isnt? I wouldnt mind providing you guys a serivce. Service with a smile at that

 

[jawscr]

maintainance/delivery women

A smile would be a good starting point. But I would hope for more personal service.

 

[JInCT]

the Norge

hope he isn't one, (for your sake), of those with the tool belt and the pants that don't fit right such that his hairy butt crack is sticking out of the back of his Levis

 

[Guest]

I Need

to move to Texas

 

[Inna]

I did this once. Felt like being a little naughty... when the cable guy arrived I answered the door in a short robe. I apologized saying I just got out of the shower. After he was done installing the service, I bent over to sign the invoice and let my robe fall open a bit..... I think we both enjoyed the tease.

 

[intruderrider3]

Ok, so I am getting a new fridge installed today or tomorrow. What should I have on? Should I be just out right flirty? Or innocently?

Any guys here work in this field and what have they "experienced"? OR any of you women have this fun??

oh yeah..... I think you should down right be flirty.........but I guess that all depends on who is the deleivery man.

 

[Lollygirl26]

oh yeah..... I think you should down right be flirty.........but I guess that all depends on who is the deleivery man.

If it is you??

 

[intruderrider3]

If it is you??

if its me? well a sheer see through blouse, short skirt, blk , heels.mmmmm you might get the fridge for free

 

[intruderrider3]

if its me? well a sheer see through blouse, short skirt, blk , heels.mmmmm you might get the fridge for free[/QUOTE


and if you have any ,mmmmm plumbing problems, well I can fix that too

 

[pinkstarfish]

Do you have a sample picture of yourself?

 

[zogboy]

Just dio it!

I am a maintenance man .
If you want to get lucky with me you must
tell me.
I do not take anything short of you saying to me you need to play.
This helps me be sure you won't be calling the shop to
complain about my unwanted advances and remember if I am
delivering a new fridge I most likly will have a partner so be ready to get
a double team.
Otherwise if you flash me I will look but I will not make any advances.

zb

 

[intruderrider3]

Lolly, did your appliance arrive yet?

 

[Cuckold's Dream]

Carpets

I had an experience quite recently when I had a carpet laid and me at the same time!

I completely forgot I had booked a new carpet and went to the door in the morning just in my dressing gown. To cut a long story short, not only did I end up getting laid by the carpet man that day, but the next day as well when he brought back his mate! And all on my new carpet!

 

[fetishboy4fun]

sounds delecious cuckold......

 

[GetItWet]

have me wondering what happend to the fridge man

 

[Spenser41]

I am a maintenance man .
If you want to get lucky with me you must
tell me.
I do not take anything short of you saying to me you need to play.
This helps me be sure you won't be calling the shop to
complain about my unwanted advances and remember if I am
delivering a new fridge I most likly will have a partner so be ready to get
a double team.
Otherwise if you flash me I will look but I will not make any advances.

zb

NOW THIS GUY IS TELLING THE TRUTH!

I know this maybe a fantasy, but if it is not made clear and the poor guy makes advances because he THINKS she wants him to and she doesn't, he not only loses his job but he also could end up blacked listed in this career field.

 

[shadowrnr]

.........And how come there are no maintainance/delivery women.. us guys wouldn't mind.

don't know about your neck of the woods, but around here UPS has got some real cute women drivers
Now I only buy things on the net from people who only ship UPS

 

[kickboxqueen]

I am a maintenance man .
If you want to get lucky with me you must
tell me.
I do not take anything short of you saying to me you need to play.
This helps me be sure you won't be calling the shop to
complain about my unwanted advances and remember if I am
delivering a new fridge I most likly will have a partner so be ready to get
a double team.
Otherwise if you flash me I will look but I will not make any advances.

zb

Have you ever actually gotten any on the job?

 

[welshballs]

I am beginning to wish I had a job that involved house calls! What perks!

 

[conquen]

memories

When I was 17 I would deliver flowers for a florist on holidays. I was greeted at one house by two young ladies wearing nothing but smiles. I just turned and walked back to my van where my girlfriend was waiting....
Never never never take your girlfriend with you when making deliveries!!!!