Maine News:Woman injured when stolen Angry Orchard truck crashes into Limerick barn

[Queersetti]

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A 19-year-old woman accused of stealing a hard-cider truck from Portland was hospitalized after she crashed the truck into a barn following a high-speed police chase Tuesday.

Nicole Dyment, 19, of the Oxford County town of Canton, was taken to Southern Maine Health Care in Biddeford for possible head injuries after she crashed a truck emblazoned with the logo for Angry Orchard hard cider into a barn on Parsonsfield Road in Limerick, according to York County Sheriff William King.

The truck was reported stolen from the 7-Eleven at 704 Congress St. in Portland at 11 a.m....

....Dyment appeared intoxicated, he said.

I saw the barn owner on TV. He said that several items with sentimental value were destroyed in the barn, including an "antique pig corral".



http://www.pressherald.com/2015/12/01/woman-in-stolen-beer-truck-crashes-into-waterboro-barn/

 

[Pookie]

On a positive note, the hand truck on the back looks undamaged. The one on the ground seems to be fine too.

I say we (not me) unload that fucker and we (me) get wasted on hard cider.

 

[phrodeau]

On a positive note, the hand truck on the back looks undamaged. The one on the ground seems to be fine too.

I say we (not me) unload that fucker and we (me) get wasted on hard cider.

Better let the bubbles settle first. Potentially explosive.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was expecting a clever rhyme.


:shrug:

There once was a drunk named Dyment.
Whose escapade had one lament,
I stole a big truck
With Angry Orchard luck!
Triumph was mine had it been cement!

I'm too straight to be clever, but you get the idea...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Better let the bubbles settle first. Potentially explosive.

Do you think anyone asked her how she likes them apples?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

including an "antique pig corral".

Is that an antique corral for pigs or a corral for antique pigs?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Or if the Angry Orchards are the nesting ground of Angry Birds...

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

What do you think made the birds angry? Maybe some loser driving off with their hard cider?

That'd piss me off!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They made the Orchard angry by pooping on its apples.

This started a never-ending cycle of violence although, in their defense, the angry birds say the orchard lured them in with lush and abundant green in May only to leave them with bare and comfortless branches in November...



Take whichever side you want, but the Romance is clearly over.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

You gotta wonder about birds. You put food out for them and they shit all over your house.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You gotta wonder about birds. You put food out for them and they shit all over your house.

Ours used to, plus chew on all the woodwork. To top things off, she is a mean little shit that refuses to be trained to be held, she's a biter, so she was banished to her cage (It is a very big one.). The only time I pay attention to her now is when she begins screaming loudly and angrily and then I give her some food and check her water.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I only do it outside. Gotta keep the Cardinals happy so they don't vote to sic the Pope on you.

Cards vs Blue Jays though ...... what are you gonna do, eh?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I kinda root for the Cards since I now live in Misery and the Jays, after all, are furriners...



I cannot work feathers into foreigners.

I am fond of our wintering titmice...

Titmouses?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

If mouses (meeces?) have tits, how do they fly?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

By evolving into flying squirrels...


:nods: