Mailpal

[Guest]

Hello, im a young boy who's looking for some girl who wants to mail with me. Sexy mails are wanted!

I am waiting, Damien

 

[Guest]

Hello!

Now I am one clumsy boy, I forgot to add my email adress, it is as follows:

damien@literotica.com

 

[Nobody Special]

ROTFLMAO I Think I'll leave this one for LASHER.

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[Lasher]

Fuckin A.....No pressure there, thanks.....Uhhhhhhhh.....I'm gonna leave this for DCL, I think...Maybe I'll get back to it later.

Fuckin' performance anxiety......dammit....

 

[Whispersecret]

Why do I get the feeling like someone stayed up past his bedtime to play around online? And how exactly does one "mail with" someone?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Damien can also be reached at 1-800-SPAWNOF SATAN, extension 666. Only young girls, please. Experience with Covens a must. No smokers. Drugs and penchant for killing chickens at midnight OK. "Be my Beelzebub, baby, and let's set the world on fire. Really. On fire. I'm not kidding."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, okay, that was by request.

Sorry, Damien. I'm guessing English is your second language, too, and since humor is that last thing you fully understand in another language please know we're only funnin' you.

Good luck. I hope you find a nice young girl to have sexy mails with. Really. I'm not kidding.