Maiden Sacrifice

[Silverluna]

Well in honor of our "Divine" company here at LIT, I thought it would be a grand thing to have a few eager maidens participate in a Fertility rite!!!
Those who are chosen/dedicated have the option to withdraw at anytime but must carry the Dildo of Doom for one month if they do withdraw!!!! *ooooohhhAAahhhhhhhh's from the pesants*

The "Divine" have to chase down and seduce these maidens one by one and claim them for the rite. Only, there can be no such " cybering" activities....only letters of such passionate activities are allowed....Copies must be published on the Gen. Board, but the Maiden's name may be left off.

So now that the rules have been set up...Who's first?

 

[Wiggles]

Do you mean maiden as in virgin? Or as in unmarried?

By fertility rite, do you mean a ritual to enhance my chances of impregnation?

Could I use the 'Dildo of Doom' for my own self-pleasuring purposes?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Wiggles, be quiet and submit.

 

[Wiggles]

Wiggles, be quiet and submit.

But I don't wanna' be impregnated!

 

[Silverluna]

Heheh....I ment that it spawns from the Celtic festival of the Great Rite...where the God and Goddess mate...to ensure the fruitfulness of summer/spring.....yada yada...so i perversed it...


No Wiggles, you won't get pregnate....you just will get some heavy action....lol...ie...the big O if the "Divine" hits the target

And NO!! The Dildo of Doom is kept by the 20 enuiches who must keep it heavily gaurded unless needed by ME! ( Mistress of Ceremonies!)

 

[lilminx]

Not quite sure what exactly is going on. I'd be interested if someone told me in English.

 

[Silverluna]

(thats the point...i wanted to create a completely off the wall perverted sex themed thread...about an ancient rite...)

 

[Wiggles]

Quietly submitting....

As if it's possible for me to be quiet...

 

[Silverluna]

Quietly submitting....

As if it's possible for me to be quiet...

I could always gag you...
*strokes your face*

 

[ilovewriting]

I dont have a clue what anyone is talking about but hey, it sounds good! lol

 

[freescorfr]

I thought that was the purpose of every post here - at least from the blokes. Do you mean I might have got away with one single soppy love letter?

 

[unclej]

is there gonna be pillaging too...i wanna be in charge of pillage...can i huh, huh.....

 

[Silverluna]

To answer all of your questions...
Yes you may pilage...and no you can do many love letters...but first we need MAIDENS!!


So...who's first on the block?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Nathon_88]

*chuckles* How about a virgin?

 

[Silverluna]

SURE!! (heh....i havent ruled out real life virgins...or online virgins....heck you might even want to "pretend" to be a cherry again just to get a visit from the "Divine"?)


(now all we need is a few Gods and other lusty males to claim our scaficial maidens!!)

 

[Silverluna]

Update! Update?!

Its been about 13 or so days.....
So what's the result.....who got popped?!
I did *giggles*

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Update! Update?!

Its been about 13 or so days.....
So what's the result.....who got popped?!
I did *giggles*

LOL I honestly think you're the only one who had any clue what you were talking about.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I want to be in charge of plundering

 

[Silverluna]

throb,
I thought unclejed had that department...but then if you want to fight him for it...have fun...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

throb,
I thought unclejed had that department...but then if you want to fight him for it...have fun...

No, he's got pillaging.

Different deal.

 

[Silverluna]

my mistake....
*presents the Dildo of Doom* 50 thrusts with it shall be my penitence....

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Luna, dear, have you got a translator for this one? I REALLY don't get this.

 

[Silverluna]

lol..well
it was SUPPOSED to be ....:
1) a spoof on the Great Rite....
2) a chance to post something really really Odd...(i think i succeded!)
3) the idea was to POST the "incidents on the board"...(failed)
4) Include some nice plundering ect..(we have volunteers)

Hell I dunno...I think I was still weening off of one anti depressent to another...ya know how it fucks with your sex drive? LoL ....i guess here's poof?

 

[Dillinger]

SilverLuna...

You need to get naked and bend over... NOW.

*grin*