Maid Central...

6000 square? Who's flippin' house are you trying to clean? I do my best to get through 3500 sq. 1st floor one year. 2nd floor the next year, shit, which year is it?

Martha would have a bird, but, my home has never been vacuumed at the same time. Double the footage, my house would never see me in the same year.

Bratcat, if you've ever seen it all in one year you are ahead of me.

That's why God created doors. So one could close them.

You are a goddess.
 
price?

...but isn't the price...always worth it? or waaaaay to costly?
 
hmmmm...

...did someone stutter? Of course it is....lol...or did the cost increase?
 
Brat...

Words that Martha would die by...

1) If you never move anything, nobody will see dust rings.

2) 70 years old? Remove the glasses at the door, pour them a glass of port & your house will be gorgeous.

Have fun tomorrow. Nobody that is a true friend looks in corners.
 
maid central is right

hope you have a great party and now that the house is all cleaned up, i pray you have good weather so all the folks wont have to come inside and dirty it up for ya.

geez, all that room and i could fit my house in it 6 or 7 times.
i am just glad that i dont have to clean it.

have fun tomorrow!!
 
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