Magic Trick

[Nobody Special]

Just Thought I would share another Bad Joke with everyne

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MAGIC TRICK

Two men in a sauna. The first one says to the second one, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"

Second guy says, "Sure."

"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees."

Second guy turns around and gets down on all fours.

"There," says the first one, "... does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"

"Yes!"

The first guy waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Toppo the magician calls on Max to volunteer during his act. He hands Max a mallet and says, "Hit me square on the head! You will be amazed!"

Max weighs the heavy hammer and says, "Are you sure about this?"

"Sure! Go ahead! I'm going to astound you! You'll see!"

So Max lifts the heavy mallet, swings it down in a wide arc, and promptly cracks the magician's skull open, sending him crashing to the stage floor unconscious, and bleeding profusely from a large gaping wound in his head.

Max panics, horrified at what he's done, and starts screaming "911! 911!"

Months pass. Max is so distraught and guilty he eventually loses his job and wife, and ends up on the street. Still, every day he goes to the hospital to see poor Toppo, the man he bludgeoned, who's been in a coma all this time.

Finally, one day, the Doctor calls Max in, "I think he's waking up." Joyfully, Max runs to the side of Toppo's bed, smiling and grateful that the magician is alright.

Toppo wakes up, opens his eyes, looks right at Max, smiles, and says in a tiny, weak voice -- "Ta-da!"