Look, I’m just as confused as you, okay?
One day, I’m a normal college kid. Slacking in my grades, smoking too much pot, and drinking with a bunch of people who I don’t really give a shit about.
So, yeah. When I woke up this morning to a book in my hand? I was a bit confused. When the book looked like it came straight out of the Lord of the Rings? Ok, now an eyebrow is raised. But when I read what was inside cover? Now I’m beyond bewildered.
Leo,
You have been chosen to be among an ancient society of mages. Your world of technology has grown powerful, but an evil stirs and awakens. An ancient being with immense power, it seeks to destroy human life every five thousand years. Unfortunately for you, this year is year five thousand.
Ok. I drank too much last night. And this is a hallucination. Or a prank. Those fucking Frat boys. This is some sick prank, right?
This is not a prank.
Ok. Weird. That’s just fucking weird.
You are descended from ancient magic, a time when creatures of myth used to roam your world. Though your people have forgotten this power, you must harness it to be the shield of humanity. In this book are spells that you must learn. Spells to create, and spells to destroy. Gather your mana, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. I am sorry we could not be there for further advice. Alas, our time is over. But yours, leo, has just begun.
Stop. Magic? Mana? This sounds like some anime bullshit. I looked around the room for a camera. Someone hiding under my bed maybe. No one. I explored the apartment I shared with two other students. They were gone. I was alone.
What kind of weird shit was this book? I went back to reading.
Women hold the key. Their bodies hold the mana types you need. You must bed them, extract their mana through more...carnal ways, then practice your magic. Study hard, and good luck.
Signed, Dumondo the Wise
Dumondo. What a name. I flip through the pages, incredulous. Spells, in English of all things. Spells To plant an idea in someone's head, To seduce the opposite sex, To modify body parts etc etc.
I laugh, then stick the weird book on my bedside table. Someone will eventually ask about it. It’s a prank.
Still...I’m really fucking confused. Who was in my room, who would do this?
One day, I’m a normal college kid. Slacking in my grades, smoking too much pot, and drinking with a bunch of people who I don’t really give a shit about.
So, yeah. When I woke up this morning to a book in my hand? I was a bit confused. When the book looked like it came straight out of the Lord of the Rings? Ok, now an eyebrow is raised. But when I read what was inside cover? Now I’m beyond bewildered.
Leo,
You have been chosen to be among an ancient society of mages. Your world of technology has grown powerful, but an evil stirs and awakens. An ancient being with immense power, it seeks to destroy human life every five thousand years. Unfortunately for you, this year is year five thousand.
Ok. I drank too much last night. And this is a hallucination. Or a prank. Those fucking Frat boys. This is some sick prank, right?
This is not a prank.
Ok. Weird. That’s just fucking weird.
You are descended from ancient magic, a time when creatures of myth used to roam your world. Though your people have forgotten this power, you must harness it to be the shield of humanity. In this book are spells that you must learn. Spells to create, and spells to destroy. Gather your mana, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. I am sorry we could not be there for further advice. Alas, our time is over. But yours, leo, has just begun.
Stop. Magic? Mana? This sounds like some anime bullshit. I looked around the room for a camera. Someone hiding under my bed maybe. No one. I explored the apartment I shared with two other students. They were gone. I was alone.
What kind of weird shit was this book? I went back to reading.
Women hold the key. Their bodies hold the mana types you need. You must bed them, extract their mana through more...carnal ways, then practice your magic. Study hard, and good luck.
Signed, Dumondo the Wise
Dumondo. What a name. I flip through the pages, incredulous. Spells, in English of all things. Spells To plant an idea in someone's head, To seduce the opposite sex, To modify body parts etc etc.
I laugh, then stick the weird book on my bedside table. Someone will eventually ask about it. It’s a prank.
Still...I’m really fucking confused. Who was in my room, who would do this?
