Made Up Sex

[carsonshepherd]

It's not as good as the real kind, but it'll do.

 

[minsue]

Looking for a new motto for the site, are you?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The next best thing to getting head is getting it in your head.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Looking for a new motto for the site, are you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's not as good as the real kind, but it'll do.

*snicker*

Speak for yourself dear one; I like my fantasies.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

It's not as good as the real kind, but it'll do.

I dunno, sometimes it's better!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I dunno, sometimes it's better!

True. Sad, but true.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Carson, I just read your "Good Old Boy" series.
Are you telling me you made that sex up?

 

[Guest]

I love made up sex... I write a lot of it, after all!!!

 

[oggbashan]

Sod's Law for Erotic Authors:

Invented sex is always better than an account of real mind-blowing sex especially if someone else invented it. A story of reality is always a pale imitation of an imagined story.

Og

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sod's Law for Erotic Authors:

Invented sex is always better than an account of real mind-blowing sex especially if someone else invented it. A story of reality is always a pale imitation of an imagined story.

Og

Amen. Nothing makes me backclick faster than an introductory paragraph assuring me that it's all true.

" ... the people in my story have no counterpart in life ... If they existed they would not be worth writing about. The function of the artist is to invent, not to chronicle. [...] Life by its realism is always spoiling the subject-matter of the artist. The supreme pleasure in literature is to realise the non-existent."

-- Oscar Wilde

 

[impressive]

Amen. Nothing makes me backclick faster than an introductory paragraph assuring me that it's all true.

I put one of those on my ghoul tongue fucking story.

 

[minsue]

Carson, I just read your "Good Old Boy" series.
Are you telling me you made that sex up?

Good, innit?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good, innit?

yes, they remind me of why I like realistic erotica.

 

[Liar]

I put one of those on my ghoul tongue fucking story.

Well , we all know that that one is evidently all true.

I mean, who here haven't been tongue fucked by a ghoul?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, I just read your "Good Old Boy" series.
Are you telling me you made that sex up?

Thank you!

Is it all true? Read Shang's Oscar Wilde quote.

 

[thambok]

Well , we all know that that one is evidently all true.

I mean, who here haven't been tongue fucked by a ghoul?

*raises hand*

Ghouls were all busy. I had to settle for a zombie.

 

[Guest]

*raises hand*

Ghouls were all busy. I had to settle for a zombie.

I'm a racist... I only fuck vampires... all other forms of the undead just are inferior in my eyes.

 

[thambok]

I'm a racist... I only fuck vampires... all other forms of the undead just are inferior in my eyes.

Oh, I still thought they were inferior, but I needed action. The issues are mutually exclusive.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I still thought they were inferior, but I needed action. The issues are mutually exclusive.

*snickers*

eh... I'll let them scrub the floors and take out the garbage but that's about it... after all, anticipation makes it better.