Made me laugh

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


:D
 
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

I think I just peed my pants.

BRB.
 
Hehe. Good ones.

Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.
 
I was particularly fond of the smallpox and radiation mutant ones. In fact, I'm still laughing. Like a mutant. Mutant laughter, here I am.

That made no sense. Quick, someone draw a picture!
 
Control with the boogieman

Mockery is the best form of opposition!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither." Benny F

"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." William Pitt


"The people never give up their liberty but under some delusion." Edmund Burke
 
My fave so far:

In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.
 
In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.

ROFL!
 
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