Madame Pandora
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Madame Pandora
Deliciously Aware of Impending Sins
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*eyes tearing up*
You know…I started out here at Lit just a few short months ago (although to some, it will have seemed longer). And I have been waiting…hoping…not daring to dream that one day I too would have my very own troll.
Boys and girls…wishes do come true. Clapping your hands all those times for Tinkerbell was not in vain. Don’t ever let ANYONE tell you it can’t happen to YOU, because I am here as living proof.
At this time, I’d like to thank all of you who made this possible -
The Pound – you gals know who you are. I couldn’t have done it without you (woof).
Deb…oh Deb…who knew that just ranting with another True Bitch could get such results? (And, you know, it's not so much the licking of your boots I mind...but if you'd just try to keep from choking me with the 2" spiked heels...)
And, most of all, I’d like to thank the SHeeP. What fun is it being right if you don’t have a group of ass-pandering, dim-witted, self-congratulatory airheads to tear into once in a while? Yeah, okay, so it’s a little like shooting fish in a barrel, but fuck it…as long as I got the ammo…
I accept this troll on behalf of you all. I’m sure there are others…too numerous to get into here…but you know who you are…
Thank you…from the bottom of my heart…thank you!
YOU HATE ME!! YOU REALLY REALLY HATE ME!!
MP
You know…I started out here at Lit just a few short months ago (although to some, it will have seemed longer). And I have been waiting…hoping…not daring to dream that one day I too would have my very own troll.
Boys and girls…wishes do come true. Clapping your hands all those times for Tinkerbell was not in vain. Don’t ever let ANYONE tell you it can’t happen to YOU, because I am here as living proof.
At this time, I’d like to thank all of you who made this possible -
The Pound – you gals know who you are. I couldn’t have done it without you (woof).
Deb…oh Deb…who knew that just ranting with another True Bitch could get such results? (And, you know, it's not so much the licking of your boots I mind...but if you'd just try to keep from choking me with the 2" spiked heels...)
And, most of all, I’d like to thank the SHeeP. What fun is it being right if you don’t have a group of ass-pandering, dim-witted, self-congratulatory airheads to tear into once in a while? Yeah, okay, so it’s a little like shooting fish in a barrel, but fuck it…as long as I got the ammo…
I accept this troll on behalf of you all. I’m sure there are others…too numerous to get into here…but you know who you are…
Thank you…from the bottom of my heart…thank you!
YOU HATE ME!! YOU REALLY REALLY HATE ME!!
MP
Madame Pandora
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Cheri said:
I woofed at you, babe. But I do appreciate the rectal probing theme of any thread bearing my name....lmao
MP
I post a picture of a 7" dildo inserted deep within the anal cavity, say I want to be the president of your fan club and didn't that won me friends and influenced people and even said I'd listen to yours' and Deborah's audio stories (I'm still feeling a bit ill about that decision) and what do I get? What? A woof. Well, woofty fucking do.
Purple Haze
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Nice pics Cheri, of course people accidently fall on things in the shower, it gives you a sense of dignity as emergency room docs try to dislodge a two-by-four from your inadequately lubricated backside.
MP, you've got a troll. Rejoice in it. Even if it is a stupid one, of course a smart witty troll is what we all wish for, but you can't have everything all at once.
MP, you've got a troll. Rejoice in it. Even if it is a stupid one, of course a smart witty troll is what we all wish for, but you can't have everything all at once.
Whispersecret
Clandestine Sex-pressionist
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? said:
Seeing as how Deb posted at 7:44 a.m., and you posted at 7:48 a.m., it's a little difficult for anyone to flame her more quickly than you did, Trollie.
Hey, Pandie, WOOF. Sorry I've been away. I love and missa ya, NBTAC.
Paul K. Merrill
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We who are about to write, salute you!
It's people like Deborah that make the rest of us sharpen our pencils and wash the stains off the wall so we can run at it again, full tilt.
Let's face it, 21 stories (if you are the same Deborah) and 1027 posts (and counting...), qualify anyone for any Hall-of-Fame, Sainhood, enlightenment. Also, no flames because it's no fun trying to hurt someone who just doesn't care.
D, we luv you. Keep on keepin' on and on and on.
Paul K. Merrill
dba Bigguy (I wish ;o)
It's people like Deborah that make the rest of us sharpen our pencils and wash the stains off the wall so we can run at it again, full tilt.
Let's face it, 21 stories (if you are the same Deborah) and 1027 posts (and counting...), qualify anyone for any Hall-of-Fame, Sainhood, enlightenment. Also, no flames because it's no fun trying to hurt someone who just doesn't care.
D, we luv you. Keep on keepin' on and on and on.
Paul K. Merrill
dba Bigguy (I wish ;o)
I am the same Deborah but I have no fucking clue who Deborah's Husband is.
Hey Paul, your check is in the mail. Would you like to be President of my fan club? The only other applicant so far is MadamnPandumba. Of course, if I pick her I get all her other identities as dicks, 'er I mean members.
Hey Paul, your check is in the mail. Would you like to be President of my fan club? The only other applicant so far is MadamnPandumba. Of course, if I pick her I get all her other identities as dicks, 'er I mean members.
Madame Pandora
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Deborah said:
HEY! Bitch! You have ENOUGH of your own trolls!!! LEAVE MINE ALONE!
I worked damn hard for that troll!
MP
