Madame Laurel...I really do love your Pussy

[crystalhunting]

Cat that is.





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[crystalhunting]

I really do Madame Laurel.





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[crystalhunting]

Akio is so cute!!!!!!





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[crystalhunting]

This one Madame Laurel.




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[Laurel]

I have the softest, sweetest, bestest pussy in town.

 

[Laurel]

IMHO, of course...

but many men agree...

 

[crystalhunting]

A gentleman may only speak on what he has seen or experienced Madame Laurel.but I have no doubt that many men agree.




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[Laurel]

Hey hey now! That's gossip fodder...

 

[crystalhunting]

Then I shall retract that last statement.




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[Guest]

I too, live in daily appreciation of Laurel's pussy.
For year, it seems lifetimes, in fact. I searched the world for a pussy I could call my own. One that would love me as much as I loved it.

Then, one day the heaven's parted and there stood the sweetest, most perfect pussy in all creation. The day I firmly lodged myself onto that pussy was the happiest day of my life.

 

[Laurel]

Bugger off! She's MY cat! MINE MINE MINE! And I will not share her with a worm!

That's it...pistols at twenty paces...

 

[Guest]

But.. but... Aiko would miss me.

 

[Mensa]

WARNING!!

Rumour has it that Laurel's pussy hasTEETH!!

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, we'll see...get moving Worm...If you can outdraw me, she's yours. If not....

 

[Laurel]

Re: WARNING!!

Rumour has it that Laurel's pussy hasTEETH!!

Big pointy sharp ones, too. But they nibble - they don't break the skin.

 

[Guest]

I will defend my rightful place...

*Climbs out and begins to crawl, dragging a pistol behind me*

 

[Laurel]

*sniff*

*image of worm lugging a pistol tugs at Laurel's heart strings*

*she realizes that she cannot take the life of this lowly creature, especially not with a weapon she abhors*

*she wonders, vaguely, why she's referring to herself in the third person again*

All right, all right...I'll share. But you'd better treat her right. SHARE her food. And no more blackmailing!

*dabs at her eyes with a tissue, then tries to cuddle the tape worm, only to discover that it's slippery, and too long to hold properly*

 

[Guest]

*sniffles*
You love me Laurel! You REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME!
*wraps itself around your ankle with joy, shivering with pleasure*

It'll be wonderful. I'll be another member of the family.
I promise not to take too much food from her, and those pictures? Burned.

*Happily rushes back to Aiko and manages to stuff itself back in without too much trouble*

All that emotional drama. It's too much for one night. I think we need a cat nap.
Goodnight.

 

[Mensa]

*she realizes that she cannot take the life of this lowly creature, especially not with a weapon she abhors*

QUOTE]

I thought he said pussy not wussy?

 

[crystalhunting]

Madame Laurel may love you Tapeworm...but I don't!!!


Prepare to die!!!!....None shall mess with Madame Laurels Pussy while I draw breath!!!!!!!!


Dewormer is ready!!!!!




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[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Madame Laurel may love you Tapeworm...but I don't!!!


Prepare to die!!!!....None shall mess with Madame Laurels Pussy while I draw breath!!!!!!!!


Dewormer is ready!!!!!

Uh oh, you're in for it now Lil Wormie. That stuff stinks like nothing you've ever smelled...

 

[crystalhunting]

CH

Haven't spoken to you in awhile. Welcome back. I was in big D for the 4th! How was your trip?

Hello Lavender....


My trip was VERY productive and sort of unique,I dug up around 1000 carats of Saphhires and around 1500-2000 carats of Emeralds in NC.The Metaphysics Meet was truly a unique experience,and it was profitable.

If I had known you would have been in Dallas on the 4th I would have bought you a drink or so,all I did on the 4th was rest,I am still pretty sore and a bit sunburned.

Are you sufficently recovered from the last parlay into politics on the BB?...I have been looking for something I could make a comment on.


See you later,

CH

 

[lavender]

 

[crystalhunting]

CH -

I had a busy 4th. We went to the Rangers game, had incredible seats. Long day. Damn it was hot and humid in Dallas. Glad your trip went well. I'm back into politics. I'm going to attempt objective civility, but I'm not promising anything.

I wouldn't have it any other way Lavender,after all YOU are the eloquent one,not I.


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