VibrantVerbose
Virgin
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2014
- Posts
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Wanted: Clever, banter-loving person of any gender, for conversation loaded with silliness and free of entitlement. Please have fun playing with words and a working knowledge of and respect for the conventions of orthography, syntax, grammar, and punctuation.
I'm restless at work these days, and I'd love to distract myself a bit by learning about someone new. Or several someones, I'm not not greedy.
I'm just looking for conversation, not cyber, etc.; if that doesn't suit you please try a different advert. Discussion of sex is not out of the question, but it's not guaranteed, and it won't be cyber.
About me: I'm a fire-breathing fish from outer space, and I'm here because of reasons. I can't play the piano, but my bathtub is very clean. I enjoy bright nail varnish, long walks across the room, and orange juice. Earlier today I slew an Archaeoptryx and Dali the Four Clawed Lobster, and sold the meat to Mutated Munchies. I lie like a Cardassian: with flair, and never the same lie twice. That's a lie.
Wouldn't you like a conversation with me?
I'm restless at work these days, and I'd love to distract myself a bit by learning about someone new. Or several someones, I'm not not greedy.

About me: I'm a fire-breathing fish from outer space, and I'm here because of reasons. I can't play the piano, but my bathtub is very clean. I enjoy bright nail varnish, long walks across the room, and orange juice. Earlier today I slew an Archaeoptryx and Dali the Four Clawed Lobster, and sold the meat to Mutated Munchies. I lie like a Cardassian: with flair, and never the same lie twice. That's a lie.
Wouldn't you like a conversation with me?