PhallusOperandi
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2014
- Posts
- 133
AKA, reasonably educated cock cruising for a clever cunt.
Your Humble Host
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* Exacting: Tired of being given a vague, meandering description of what to do with that dildo in your hand? Trade in those tears of boredom for a sense of relief at finally getting to feast your eyes on a rigorous regimen fit for German engineering. (Tears from physical exhaustion and throat tenderizing come gratis.)
* Enlightening: Struggling with some complicated problem, deep-seated psychological damage, or intractable feeling of ennui? I can mansplain, psychoanalyze, and free-associate with the best of them, and I’m considerably less expensive than therapy, drugs, or a remote control vibrator. (Invest in that last one.)
* Conversational: Dying to feel like you’re talking with a person who views you as something *slightly* more complex than a pretty assortment of holes? I can string a wide variety of words together in an order that would surprise you, and know enough to discuss anything your little heart values (plus call bullshit when you’re being evasive or inconsistent). I can even listen without interrupting, but I reserve the right to put your mouth to better use.
* Clever: Mindless rejoinders making you lose your mind? Wiggle my way for a bout of tete-a-tete that spans the gamut from witty wordplay to inspired pun-ishment all the way through to perspicacious pronouncements about the human condition (including but by no means limited to what that mouth do).
The Tantalizing Tart Thumbing Through This
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* Effusive Gushing: Can you ramble at length about cryptography, Charlemagne, or communism? Find it difficult to stop pontificating about proofs, porcelain, or the Piraha? Open your lips, and I promise not to push my cock between them until you least expect the intrusion. (Note the running theme here.)
* Adept Wordplay: If you can weave words into tapestries, put the ass in assonance, or recognize the double-entendre above blindfolded and with a strangely familiar warmth in your mouth, please proceed to my pants.
* Character: In Pulp Fiction, Winston Wolff berates his young girlfriend by saying, “Just because you *are* a character doesn’t mean that you *have* character.” While genuine principles and ethics are great, I’m much more interested in finding women with personalities that drip with superlatives almost as often as said women’s cunts.
* Orgasms: You having them while we’re talking; you not having them because I forbade it; you having them at some other time I specify, while struggling not to eject your butt plug or alert your roommate/husband/co-worker/best friend.
Inquire within, that you may enter my inbox and I, your box.
Your Humble Host
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* Exacting: Tired of being given a vague, meandering description of what to do with that dildo in your hand? Trade in those tears of boredom for a sense of relief at finally getting to feast your eyes on a rigorous regimen fit for German engineering. (Tears from physical exhaustion and throat tenderizing come gratis.)
* Enlightening: Struggling with some complicated problem, deep-seated psychological damage, or intractable feeling of ennui? I can mansplain, psychoanalyze, and free-associate with the best of them, and I’m considerably less expensive than therapy, drugs, or a remote control vibrator. (Invest in that last one.)
* Conversational: Dying to feel like you’re talking with a person who views you as something *slightly* more complex than a pretty assortment of holes? I can string a wide variety of words together in an order that would surprise you, and know enough to discuss anything your little heart values (plus call bullshit when you’re being evasive or inconsistent). I can even listen without interrupting, but I reserve the right to put your mouth to better use.
* Clever: Mindless rejoinders making you lose your mind? Wiggle my way for a bout of tete-a-tete that spans the gamut from witty wordplay to inspired pun-ishment all the way through to perspicacious pronouncements about the human condition (including but by no means limited to what that mouth do).
The Tantalizing Tart Thumbing Through This
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* Effusive Gushing: Can you ramble at length about cryptography, Charlemagne, or communism? Find it difficult to stop pontificating about proofs, porcelain, or the Piraha? Open your lips, and I promise not to push my cock between them until you least expect the intrusion. (Note the running theme here.)
* Adept Wordplay: If you can weave words into tapestries, put the ass in assonance, or recognize the double-entendre above blindfolded and with a strangely familiar warmth in your mouth, please proceed to my pants.
* Character: In Pulp Fiction, Winston Wolff berates his young girlfriend by saying, “Just because you *are* a character doesn’t mean that you *have* character.” While genuine principles and ethics are great, I’m much more interested in finding women with personalities that drip with superlatives almost as often as said women’s cunts.
* Orgasms: You having them while we’re talking; you not having them because I forbade it; you having them at some other time I specify, while struggling not to eject your butt plug or alert your roommate/husband/co-worker/best friend.
Inquire within, that you may enter my inbox and I, your box.
