Luxury sex-toys for the rich and creepy.

[Cruel2BKind]

Here's another article from Cracked, which hopefully wont incite the hate-filled thread that the last article did.

The ones that get to me are the gold-flake massage oil and the world's most expensive condoms (28 bucks a pop)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.html

Thoughts? Insights? Rants against the 1% who tickle their lady-bits with diamonds?

 

[TexasWife25]

What a waste of pearls

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Some people have more dollars than sense.

 

[Stella_Omega]

These superlux items are all made by artisans, unlike the identical but cheaper stuff that you buy in your local sex shop.

If the 1% want to pass a little money around to a small business or two-- buying hard goods as opposed to buying more money with their money -- I got no problem with that.

 

[3113]

Rants against the 1% who tickle their lady-bits with diamonds?

I prefer rubies or sapphires to diamonds when it comes to my lady-bits

 

[Cruel2BKind]

These superlux items are all made by artisans, unlike the identical but cheaper stuff that you buy in your local sex shop.

If the 1% want to pass a little money around to a small business or two-- buying hard goods as opposed to buying more money with their money -- I got no problem with that.

Fair point... Supporting small companies is good. The part that gets me is where you could spend three days worth of groceries on one condom.

I prefer rubies or sapphires to diamonds when it comes to my lady-bits

I've always felt that way about wedding rings strangely enough... I always wondered why people want a boring white gem when you could have an EMERALD!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fair point... Supporting small companies is good. The part that gets me is where you could spend three days worth of groceries on one condom.

No, a dozen Anyway, these people can buy the condom and ALSO buy their groceries. Just maybe-- the condom seller will spend some of those condom dollars that they've winkled out of mr. 1% on something else and eventually someone will be able to get some groceries. The biggest problem with trickledown theory is getting those rich bastards to trickle something in the first place.

I've always felt that way about wedding rings strangely enough... I always wondered why people want a boring white gem when you could have an EMERALD!!!

Yes to emeralds!

 

[3113]

I always wondered why people want a boring white gem....

Not at all boring when the light really strikes a well cut diamond. It's like a shimmering rainbow star. However, being that diamonds are one of the hardest substances naturally occurring on the planet, well, that would make me leery of having them around my lady-bits however pretty.

 

[JackLuis]

Those were toys for wanna'be's. For real luxury you need a six inch black opal dildo, to show the world your distinction.

While it is unlikely that such a large object could be found in one stone, a composite of them would still be distinctive.

Ohoo! never say never. I Just found "Fereda's Log Opal" found in Nevada in the Royal Peacock mine. Sure to satisfy the most ambitious.

You get an idea of the size of the thing at about 1:50 on the recording

 

[Handley_Page]

Not at all boring when the light really strikes a well cut diamond. It's like a shimmering rainbow star. However, being that diamonds are one of the hardest substances naturally occurring on the planet, well, that would make me leery of having them around my lady-bits however pretty.

A well-cut Cubic Zircon will sparkle better than a diamond.
And you get enough change to eat out!

 

[Safe_Bet]

The ones that get to me are the gold-flake massage oil and the world's most expensive condoms (28 bucks a pop)

If I was a dude and paid $28 for a condom, there damn well better not be a "pop"!

Just say'in!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It should be the sworn duty of the 99% to separate the 1% from as much of their cash as possible and by any legal means. If it involves coming up with $28 rubbers, so be it!

 

[mynameisben]

I could never afford it, but if I could, I'd like to get a silver butt plug for my horse, with a realistic looking human head and torso out the other side. Maybe Mitt Romney.

 

[sr71plt]

Could spam get any more relevant to a thread?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I could never afford it, but if I could, I'd like to get a silver butt plug for my horse, with a realistic looking human head and torso out the other side. Maybe Mitt Romney.

I could custom make a more affordable version, with a silicone plug.The horse might prefer that anyways, more comfortable on those long rides.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

What a shitty thing to do to a horse