Lust at the "Y"

[Guest]

We just got back from several hours of working out and swimming at our local Y. It was great; kids had a blast, hubby and I are exhausted, my arms feel like lead. Anyway.

In the big pool I couldn't help but notice this man swimming lap after lap in one of the lanes. He was a fairly big guy, well-built (the part I could see, anyway) and his form on his breast stroke and back stroke was absolutely flawless.

He set a leisurely pace as he sailed through the water, stroke after stroke, followed by the traditional artistic flip turn at each end. I was impressed and a bit jealous at his obvious skill and was delaying my turn in one of the lanes until he left. Ahem.

Finally he finished his workout and climbed out of the pool.

Groan. And then the entire complex couldn't help but notice his skin-tight black spandex swim trunks.

VERY tight swim trunks. So tight they made this fairly lean man look as if he had a huge gut, so tight they dug furrows into his thighs, so tight they showed the wrinkles in his dick. Positively pornographic.

I averted my eyes (and those of my children).

Perhaps it was the wrong way for him to boast about his, um, talents?

 

[LadyJeanne]

I hate those things. Even on Olympic swimmers trying to minimize bathing suit drag in the water, they just totally turn me off. Ick.

 

[ElizabethWest]

*groan*

Do they think that looks enticing or something?

 

[Guest]

I like them.

(On a good body, of course - I mean not skinny and not overly fat, just well built.)

 

[dr_mabeuse]

We have a lot of Russian emigres where I live. For some reason, Russians are terribly fond of these teeny tiny bathing suits that appear to be made out of tissue paper. The women--young women and grandmas alike--wear suits made out of the same material, bikinis on the younger women, one-piece suits on the grannies.

These people are not especially well-built. Walking around the pool deck it's almost impossible to ignore the lolling dicks, drooping balls and sagging nipples. Whoever said that the human body is inherently beautiful should come to an open-house at my local pool.

Last summer we were there for a late night family swim. I'm a very good swimmer, was a Red Cross certified Lifeguard at pools for years, blah. blah, blah, but I was standing on the pool apron that night with the lights shining on the water just so, and for the first time in my life I noticed the skim of oil that was on the surface. Probably a combination of tanning oil, sunblock, hair oil, and God knows what else. It looked like salad oil. Between the Russians and the oil slick, that was the last time I swam in our pool, and the last time I intend to.

 

[Guest]

I like them.

(On a good body, of course - I mean not skinny and not overly fat, just well built.)

I do like Spandex on a man.

Yummy.

But these looked as if he wore them when he was 12 years old or something. Soooo very tight. I don't know how he managed to swim.

 

[Guest]

I do like Spandex on a man.

Yummy.

But these looked as if he wore them when he was 12 years old or something. Soooo very tight. I don't know how he managed to swim.

I bet talking normally is a challenge, too. Not to mention hampering his prospects of ever re-producing. Unless he already has and it's their preferred method of birth control.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Some people just wear those things because they like them. Europeans aren't as self-conscious (nor as obsessed with bodily perfection) as we Americans are. And yet we are much fatter... go and figure.

That being said... those ONLY look good on well-built young swimmers and divers *drool* I'll take the day off work for Olympic diving events....

 

[Guest]

We have a lot of Russian emigres where I live. For some reason, Russians are terribly fond of these teeny tiny bathing suits that appear to be made out of tissue paper. The women--young women and grandmas alike--wear suits made out of the same material, bikinis on the younger women, one-piece suits on the grannies.

These people are not especially well-built. Walking around the pool deck it's almost impossible to ignore the lolling dicks, drooping balls and sagging nipples. Whoever said that the human body is inherently beautiful should come to an open-house at my local pool.

Last summer we were there for a late night family swim. I'm a very good swimmer, was a Red Cross certified Lifeguard at pools for years, blah. blah, blah, but I was standing on the pool apron that night with the lights shining on the water just so, and for the first time in my life I noticed the skim of oil that was on the surface. Probably a combination of tanning oil, sunblock, hair oil, and God knows what else. It looked like salad oil. Between the Russians and the oil slick, that was the last time I swam in our pool, and the last time I intend to.

Ick. One also has to wonder: what other horrors lurk beneath the oil?

 

[kendo1]

When I lived in Oz, my grandmother sent me a swim suit she had knitted herself.
I was forced to wear it at the local pool (Toowoomba). I dived in, it ended up on my feet.

 

[Guest]

SPEEDOS, making lesbianism a tradition for many years...
rock on!

 

[carsonshepherd]

SPEEDOS, making lesbianism a tradition for many years...
rock on!

Feminine hygiene commercials turned me gay.

for that not so fresh feeling...

 

[Guest]

SPEEDOS, making lesbianism a tradition for many years...
rock on!

LMAO!!!

 

[yui]

When I lived in Oz, my grandmother sent me a swim suit she had knitted herself.
I was forced to wear it at the local pool (Toowoomba). I dived in, it ended up on my feet.

ROFL!

Speedos make me giggle. I cannot look directly at a man when he is wearing them. I have to glance at him out of the corner of my eye. Of course, I might glance 32 times per minute...

 

[TheEarl]

ROFL!

Speedos make me giggle. I cannot look directly at a man when he is wearing them. I have to glance at him out of the corner of my eye. Of course, I might glance 32 times per minute...

Which makes you fairly handy as an impromptu metronome.

The Earl

 

[cheerful_deviant]

When I was a kid, my best friend had a big pool so we would spend alot of time there in the summer. On weekends his father would be outside alot around the pool... in his speedo... a bright green speedo... with "SPEEDO" written in silver letters across the ass.

Oh, did I mention that he was about 300 pounds?

 

[Guest]

When I was a kid, my best friend had a big pool so we would spend alot of time there in the summer. On weekends his father would be outside alot around the pool... in his speedo... a bright green speedo... with "SPEEDO" written in silver letters across the ass.

Oh, did I mention that he was about 300 pounds?

Your poor best friend.

The sight of that would certainly increase my workout time at the gym.

 

[elsol]

I think it's out of habit... if he had flawless form in two strokes, he probably swam competitively and for years.

My Sig-other and her sister did it, with the sister being an all-american in college and even when they weren't in the shape to wear those type of suits, they naturally reached for them at the sporting goods store when I wanted to learn how not to drown... they even reached for a pair of those speedos for me.

It's what they're comfortable so they don't think about anything else.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

I think it's out of habit... if he had flawless form in two strokes, he probably swam competitively and for years.

My Sig-other and her sister did it, with the sister being an all-american in college and even when they weren't in the shape to wear those type of suits, they naturally reached for them at the sporting goods store when I wanted to learn how not to drown... they even reached for a pair of those speedos for me.

It's what they're comfortable so they don't think about anything else.

Sincerely,
ElSol

That makes sense, doesn't it?

His self-assurance, his obvious skill - and it wasn't as if he didn't really have the body for that sort of suit, it was just that the particular suit he was wearing was wayyyy too tight.

Maybe there was a mix-up at the dry-cleaners.

 

[elsol]

That makes sense, doesn't it?

His self-assurance, his obvious skill - and it wasn't as if he didn't really have the body for that sort of suit, it was just that the particular suit he was wearing was wayyyy too tight.

Maybe there was a mix-up at the dry-cleaners.

You should've heard the converstation when I made the girls aware of what they were trying to 'stuff' me into.

Me: You're joking.

Mich: What? What's wrong?

Me: The suit... I'm not getting into it.

Sister: Don't you like the color?... there's no orange.

It's like we were talking in different religions.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

You should've heard the converstation when I made the girls aware of what they were trying to 'stuff' me into.

Me: You're joking.

Mich: What? What's wrong?

Me: The suit... I'm not getting into it.

Sister: Don't you like the color?... there's no orange.

It's like we were talking in different religions.

Sincerely,
ElSol

(I think you were!)

 

[Belegon]

I don't get the whole Speedo thing at all...yes, I like small suits on women. Not always the less suit the better, but I do understand the appeal. But it has always seemed to me that women were often less interested in there being less of something on a man and much more interested in how what was there looked on him.

I am not unproud of my body, although it is NOT what it was 15 years ago, but I could not wear Speedos and be comfy...board shorts for me...

 

[Honey123]

If and only IF they look like Carson's AV should they wear those speedos....

*drool....sorry Carson, but your AV makes me drool...do you know I had a dream about you last night? It was really weird....

 

[SeaCat]

When I lived in Germany I wore the Speedo type bathing suits. (Then again I had the body for it at that time. Not so now.) The ladies here can be thankful that when I returned to the States I returned to Cape Cod and was thrown off the beaches there for wearing the Speedo's. Now wheni go to the beach here in Florida I either wear Board Shorts or nothing. (Depends on the beach.) When I dive it's either a 3mm wetsuit or a Dive Skin. Neither of which are flattering for me, but they do wonders for some of the women on the dive boats.

Cat

Diving humor:
Why shouldn't divers use Viagra?

Too many unexpected wreck penetrations.