lurkin smirkin, moochin n smoochin

[Kate.E]

I only lurk and or mooch when I have the time, or when I've grown bored of wasting my time elsewhere.

My reasoning?

1) To see what Lauren's next AV will be.
2) To find out how she did that cute cat thingy up there somewhere ^^^.
3) See if any decent arguments evolve, but it doesn't happen quite as often as I'd like.
4) Dare I say 'educational purposes'? I'm interested in all forms of communication / expression and poetry is something I have never really explored as much as I should have.
5) See point 3.
6) To offer my services as a celebrity guest reviewer.
7) Refer back to point 5.

I should post more often though. I'll never write anything of poetic worth, but I want enough posts under my belt to allow me to be able to include my big fat butt on an AV pic (just to show Ange what she's missing out on).

 

[Angeline]

What I missed

Like Lauren would let me anywhere near your butt, even if I did want to do more than make dim jokes about it.



P.S. I know how to do the cat thingy, too.

 

[Kate.E]

Cool, it seems my skills of creating a new thread have improved.

Means I can talk to myself though.

PS, I could do the cat thingy if I wanted. But I just don't want to at the moment.

I can do other things anyway. And they are much better than a stoopid cat thingy.



see?

 

[Guest]

ahhh, the hills are alive

failure at 2 word poeming

cat thingy
?
needs more
some salt
some juice a vapor
and swirly girl
pimenta e garlic


031503

 

[WickedEve]

Hi, Kate!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ange, you stay away from my girl's butt. You start by making dim jokes, checking it out, and then... Yeah, I know who's on the top of your people-to-do-when-I-surrender-to-lesbianism list


03sp, very cool recipe. It's always fun to mix.


Katie,

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hi, Kate!

Show-off.

 

[Angeline]

Lauren said

Yeah, I know who's on the top of your people-to-do-when-I-surrender-to-lesbianism list

Well she volunteered the same day she decided I look like Salma Hayek, lol.

And you be nice Lauren or you can't be in our movie: "Kate & Straight: The New York Adventure Begins"

P.S. Notice how sp insinuated himself into this thread? lol
karmadog will be next

 

[Cordelia]

karmadog is not next

Ang? I'm just waiting for you to get to the second person on your list. heh heh

Kate? You shrew, how are you? What about my great AV? I worked hard on that.

Insinuating,



Cordelia

 

[Angeline]

Cordie--

You know who the second person is, right? Daisie. lol

so that's kate, daisie, trixiefirecracker, and um hehe--who was that last one?


(And I *got* the shrew reference)

karmadog, karmadog--wherefore art thou?

...kate starts one thread and whatever shred of modesty I had left is gone. Figures.

 

[karmadog]

Can I write the script for this movie?

Someone else will have to produce. I have no idea how to get permits to film in the Museum of Modern Art, the pond in Central Park, Gracie Mansion, and, most importantly, the Statue of Liberty's coochie.

 

[Angeline]

I demand a stunt double for that last scene.

 

[karmadog]

I'm against it, Ange.

The word of the day is: verisimilitude.

 

[karmadog]

I'll tell you what. We'll put those little nonstick shower flower thingies all over the place.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I saw a sign about a stunt double needed...?

 

[Guest]

I know Salma Hayek.
We all look like Salma Hayek.
We are Salma Hayek.

 

[karmadog]

Lauren, you can't be the double. I was planning on writing you into the scene!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ok, send me my piece of the Oscar ASAP.

 

[karmadog]

I don't, sp.

Well, maybe a little around the eyebrows.

 

[Angeline]

I'm against it, Ange.
The word of the day is: verisimilitude.



And here's one for you

prevaricate

 

[karmadog]

Authenticate.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren, you can't be the double. I was planning on writing you into the scene!

I'm supple. I can bend like a pretzel. Wanna bet I can do both?

 

[karmadog]

Pretzel logic has my head spinning.

 

[Angeline]

repudiate

(and don't you have to go sing somewhere?)

P.S. Smithpeter knows Salma Hayek? And...is her?

 

[karmadog]

Demonstrate.

(Yes, I do. I have to hit the showers in about fifteen minutes. Right now, I'm trying to contact Sinatra with my Ouija board. Strangely, I've only been able to reach Nancy (twice, she just won't shut up), and Frank Stallone.)