Lunch with Laurel and Manu

Problem Child

titleless
Joined
Feb 21, 2001
Posts
27,935
These are the main things I noticed:

They are both ultra-Californian, but not in a Hollywood way. More like a well-educated, aware kind of way. They are fascinated by the south and kept asking about grits and where they could get a rebel flag sticker for their car.

Laurel is very pale. SPF 1000 is too thin for her. I would use the term "delicate" to describe her epidermisology.

Manu is a fast-talker. He talks so fast that he stripped my ear-gears out and I had to ask him to slow down so I could recalibrate. He should get a job as a voice-over guy for infomercials.

Manu looks like Daniel Stern. They could be brothers. I kept wanting to ask him to get Billy Crystal's autograph for me.

Laurel and Manu have a cool car. It's a toyota, but I'm not sure what model. It looks like the kind of car that porno story website people that like to travel the galaxy would have. It's futuristic. I wanted Manu to make it hover, but he didn't want to show off.

Laurel ate catfish for lunch and she seemed to actually like it. It's not surprising really...catfish are just like any other fish except they dip snuff and have black velvet paintings of Elvis in their living rooms.

Laurel has very big shoes. They look like little offshore oil drilling paltforms. I don't remember what kind of shoes manu had, but I think he was shod.

Lastly, these people sure like to talk. Goddamn, do they like to talk. That's okay though, because they are very cool to talk to.

:)
 
Very cool... *smile*

And Manu is the big surprise, isn't he? For someone who almost never posts you get the impression he'd be quiet and reserved... *lol*
 
Yeah, I've got to get Laurel away from Manu for an hour or so next time we meet. I had a blast screaming back and forth with him about Arafat and Pasta Salad, but poor Laurel can't be heard above the fray.
 
I deny almost everything PC said except for the part about us driving a hovercraft. If you've ever been to the South, you'll know that it wasn't actually a hovercraft but a Toyota airboat. With all the swamps and rivers and marshes and parrishes and creeks and godknowswhatelse out there, it's pretty much the only way to get around.

We had a great lunch with PC and TN_Vixen. It was awesome finally meeting them. PC seems to have adapted quickly to Tennessee. He even went so far as to wear his "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Gore" t-shirt to lunch. He also has two full-sized Tennessee flags mounted on poles in the bed of his pick-up. Vixen was nice enough to take off time from work, and she's just as smart and cute as you'd imagine.

After chatting with the cute couple over lunch, we spent quite a while out in the humidity yapping with PC about random stuff. Don't let his online persona fool you - he's really a positive, ungrumpy, nice, and smiley guy.

Eventually, we had to get back on the road, and he told us he had to get back to his new job selling used washers & dryers to the hill people up in the Ozarks. As his truck full of old washers rumbled out of the parking lot, flags flapping, we got into our airboat and headed out for points east. I genuinely hope that we'll get a chance to spend more time with both of them the next time we pass through 'Gore country' (PC's cute little euphemism for Tennessee).

:)
 
yayati said:
So DCL had lunch with Laurel
PC had lunch L&M
So when's my turn?

P.S. Why didnt dcl ever correct me and tell me that she was infact a woman.

hey dcl whats the chance of an interracial relationship between a 24 year old desi guy and an african-amer woman who is sexi like a fox?;)
Odds quoted at Labrox: 6 billion to 1
 
Muslims don't gamble?

So the Sultan of Dubai has a passion for horse racing because the steeds are Arabian?
 
please tell me the catfish was fried.....which of course is the only way to eat catfish.....laurel is my food taste heroine......:)
 
Please excuse yayati.

He lives in a small apartment inside my colon and has to keep it clean with his tongue. It is a very tiring job and he gets cranky.
 
I'm tired of Yayati. Why isn't he tired of himself? I mean, how many times can you stand naked with a hairbrush microphone lip-syncing "Bohemian Rhapsody" before you realize it's time to move on and get a girlfriend?

Fuck. Did I just share too much?
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I'm tired of Yayati. Why isn't he tired of himself? I mean, how many times can you stand naked with a hairbrush microphone lip-syncing "Bohemian Rhapsody" before you realize it's time to move on and get a girlfriend?

Fuck. Did I just share too much?

Nah, we all knew that one.
 
Back
Top