Problem Child
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These are the main things I noticed:
They are both ultra-Californian, but not in a Hollywood way. More like a well-educated, aware kind of way. They are fascinated by the south and kept asking about grits and where they could get a rebel flag sticker for their car.
Laurel is very pale. SPF 1000 is too thin for her. I would use the term "delicate" to describe her epidermisology.
Manu is a fast-talker. He talks so fast that he stripped my ear-gears out and I had to ask him to slow down so I could recalibrate. He should get a job as a voice-over guy for infomercials.
Manu looks like Daniel Stern. They could be brothers. I kept wanting to ask him to get Billy Crystal's autograph for me.
Laurel and Manu have a cool car. It's a toyota, but I'm not sure what model. It looks like the kind of car that porno story website people that like to travel the galaxy would have. It's futuristic. I wanted Manu to make it hover, but he didn't want to show off.
Laurel ate catfish for lunch and she seemed to actually like it. It's not surprising really...catfish are just like any other fish except they dip snuff and have black velvet paintings of Elvis in their living rooms.
Laurel has very big shoes. They look like little offshore oil drilling paltforms. I don't remember what kind of shoes manu had, but I think he was shod.
Lastly, these people sure like to talk. Goddamn, do they like to talk. That's okay though, because they are very cool to talk to.

They are both ultra-Californian, but not in a Hollywood way. More like a well-educated, aware kind of way. They are fascinated by the south and kept asking about grits and where they could get a rebel flag sticker for their car.
Laurel is very pale. SPF 1000 is too thin for her. I would use the term "delicate" to describe her epidermisology.
Manu is a fast-talker. He talks so fast that he stripped my ear-gears out and I had to ask him to slow down so I could recalibrate. He should get a job as a voice-over guy for infomercials.
Manu looks like Daniel Stern. They could be brothers. I kept wanting to ask him to get Billy Crystal's autograph for me.
Laurel and Manu have a cool car. It's a toyota, but I'm not sure what model. It looks like the kind of car that porno story website people that like to travel the galaxy would have. It's futuristic. I wanted Manu to make it hover, but he didn't want to show off.
Laurel ate catfish for lunch and she seemed to actually like it. It's not surprising really...catfish are just like any other fish except they dip snuff and have black velvet paintings of Elvis in their living rooms.
Laurel has very big shoes. They look like little offshore oil drilling paltforms. I don't remember what kind of shoes manu had, but I think he was shod.
Lastly, these people sure like to talk. Goddamn, do they like to talk. That's okay though, because they are very cool to talk to.