Lunch with Cleaver

[Aquagal]

There was no cucking. No condom knockdowns. I may have seen dawn.

But there were turkey nuts! I don't think he liked them.

And lots of beer!

I stole a crab claw from his Bloody Mary too. He didn't like that either.

 

[neci]

he slipped a roofie in my drink, and i don't remember.

i woke up neatly groomed sitting on a park bench.

 

[butters]

he slipped a roofie in my drink, and i don't remember.

i woke up neatly groomed sitting on a park bench.

with an obscurely worded poem pinned to your lapel?

 

[butters]

bet it was an interesting and good meet-up, aqua

 

[neci]

with an obscurely worded poem pinned to your lapel?

"return to sender"

 

[butters]

"return to sender"

succinct

 

[Aquagal]

bet it was an interesting and good meet-up, aqua

I don't know who was more fun, he or I.

 

[butters]

I don't know who was more fun, he or I.

every meeting i've had with people from lit has turned out an enjoyable experience. my first (and i was shitting myself) was sean - and he was a very sociable, interesting person who left no awkward silences to fill.

 

[cleaver]

what the f.... is this?

you've slipped your collar red...

there're consequences.





present yourself

 

[Fala]

There was no cucking. No condom knockdowns. I may have seen dawn.

But there were turkey nuts! I don't think he liked them.

And lots of beer!

I stole a crab claw from his Bloody Mary too. He didn't like that either.

OMG, Aquagal! Have you won an Airlines lottery or something? I am terrified of flying but would absolutely love to hop the planet as you are!

Visiting oh, so awesome people.

btw girlie, I've got some great ideas for those "airsick" bags tucked into the space in front of you. Snatch all that you can.

 

[Aquagal]

I was not surprised by the fun factor. However when he stepped out of the car, I looked at his feet and thought, "Wow those are some big shoes!"

 

[Aquagal]

every meeting i've had with people from lit has turned out an enjoyable experience. my first (and i was shitting myself) was sean - and he was a very sociable, interesting person who left no awkward silences to fill.

Only appropriate silences...def no awkward silences with Cleaver, he talks a lot! I had to do lots of interrupting.

what the f.... is this?

you've slipped your collar red...

there're consequences.





present yourself

With a bow. No yellow.

OMG, Aquagal! Have you won an Airlines lottery or something? I am terrified of flying but would absolutely love to hop the planet as you are!

Visiting oh, so awesome people.

btw girlie, I've got some great ideas for those "airsick" bags tucked into the space in front of you. Snatch all that you can.

Yes, I won the lottery.

What in the hell do you do with the puke bag?

 

[Bert Notorius]

when he talks
in real life,
do the words
come out
in perfectly stacked,
rainbow colors?

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, an eloquent melody of colors. But he's a ruler breaker, they don't all come out in order. He throws the colors around without need to flow, but they do anyway.

 

[Bert Notorius]

a modernist.

when he was
drown

i always thought
he was a chick.

 

[cleaver]

a modernist.

when he was
drown

i always thought
he was a chick.

ahhhhhh....
that old chestnut.

drown died
a peaceful death
vadge-less
and badge-less
and happy and fat....

drown had done its duty here.

it was a far different time.

now the real is more realer
and the colours are less vivid.

where do i get my prize?
do i get the smiley one with the goodies?

 

[neci]

peek

a

boo

 

[Saint Peter]

I miss the bold colored font. It was a word game built into every post.

 

[Bert Notorius]

ahhhhhh....
that old chestnut.

drown died
a peaceful death
vadge-less
and badge-less
and happy and fat....

drown had done its duty here.

it was a far different time.

now the real is more realer
and the colours are less vivid.

where do i get my prize?
do i get the smiley one with the goodies?

prize?

you've grown
rather pissy,
for a noob.

 

[cleaver]

there should be several lunches, of course...
a circle of them;
ending, perhaps near where they began...

i have so much to tell you

( a good bit of it in gesture and smile )

we will laugh
and at times misunderstand...
but always listen and learn from one another...

i think you will steal the odd garnish to my bloody mary
and i will have another...

lunch with cleaver...

we will need a place to fuck
and another place to make love;

someplace:
should lunch go well...

OH... is thor still part of this?

 

[Aquagal]

Oh my, that is quite the lunch menu... Spicy options!

Thør is not on the ala carte.

 

[cleaver]

...

Thør is not on the ala carte.

ok. good.

i uhhhh....like him fine and all
but uhhhh...

he can come to one of the lunches
...or a couple of 'em

but ummmm...

if the two lunches with work out...
and uhhhhh ... merge into one lunch with three
...and all the fucking and stuff...

i dunno if i could go all poly-am with thor and you and me yet.

simple lunch with cleaver first...
who is this thor, really... ?

could be your salmon-flavoured catfishing alt... hmmm?

 

[Aquagal]

ok. good.

i uhhhh....like him fine and all
but uhhhh...

he can come to one of the lunches
...or a couple of 'em

but ummmm...

if the two lunches with work out...
and uhhhhh ... merge into one lunch with three
...and all the fucking and stuff...

i dunno if i could go all poly-am with thor and you and me yet.

simple lunch with cleaver first...
who is this thor, really... ?

could be your salmon-flavoured catfishing alt... hmmm?

Your word melodies take a few read throughs. Always have, always will. Hidden ambiguity of intent. I didn't know the drown of lore, but the cleaver is more clever in arrangement of the word salad.

No gamey polar bear flavored alt served up for luncheon, but there is beer in your future. The Alaskan beer tour...I know a place on Dimond Blvd.

 

[thør]

I've heard (2nd hand) that he's quite the kisser.

 

[thør]

Your word melodies take a few read throughs. Always have, always will. Hidden ambiguity of intent. I didn't know the drown of lore, but the cleaver is more clever in arrangement of the word salad.

No gamey polar bear flavored alt served up for luncheon, but there is beer in your future. The Alaskan beer tour...I know a place on Dimond Blvd.

Costco?