Lunch time

[nerfhearder]

If I say to a lady, "would you like to have dinner with me?"
It seems like it's gonna be expensive.
If I say to her, "would you like to have supper with me?"
It sounds like we're gonna be eating frozen pizza off of tv trays in the basement.
Or that Jesus might show up with some friends and bad wine.
I guess lunch is the way to go.

Let's be honest here, she's not going to go out with you no matter what you call it.

 

[pensivepoet]

Let's be honest here, she's not going to go out with you no matter what you call it.

In that case, I'll ask her to dinner.

 

[nerfhearder]

In that case, I'll ask her to dinner.

Get yourself a good rape kit and skip the whole "asking" part. Waste of time.