Lumps that rub me the right way

[TWB]

Well, lets see. Breasts are lumps that rub me the right way. So are lips. Hmmmm.

Anything else?

 

[red_rose]

I'm sorry, I don't have my hearing aid in.

rather than doing a parody thread

Did you say "hump and rub me the right way"?

 

[TWB]

Yes, I did.

(without glasses & fumbling in the dark)

Where are you, missy?

 

[pipercatt]

I thought he said, "bumps that hump me the right way"

 

[red_rose]

What? What are you talkin' about?

I'm not being pissy!!

 

[OldestMotive]

Going completely by what I can see, it looks like it should be, "rumps that bump me the right way."

 

[red_rose]

Going completely by what I can see, it looks like it should be, "rumps that bump me the right way."

There are NOT lumps in my gravy!!

If you don't like my cookin' you can stay somewhere else!

 

[Guest]

THE ETERNAL FIRES OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION!!!

 

[TWB]

I thought he said, "bumps that hump me the right way"

Not sure about that one, usually I am not humped by bumps

If I had a bump
from which to receive a hump
My hump would not bump
but would only be humped
and that would leave my humper
with out its hump.

I like my bumper
to be the humper

if you know what I mean.

 

[TWB]

There are NOT lumps in my gravy!!

If you don't like my cookin' you can stay somewhere else!

Wah? I am a vaginatarian. I think.

 

[red_rose]

Sorry, honey. I didn't realize you were a lesbian.

I thought you were a guy.

Nice ass.

 

[TWB]

I have gender confusion, as well as carniviore confusion.

I like vaginas. I don't have one.

Mine is the other ass.

 

[pipercatt]

*knocks Rose upside the head*

"Turn on yer hearing aid, Mabel!"

 

[red_rose]

Blender fusion? What?

You kids and your crazy drink names.

You want a vagina, go get your own. I'm not a money tree, ya know.

Yeesh.

Kids.

 

[OldestMotive]

There are NOT lumps in my gravy!!

If you don't like my cookin' you can stay somewhere else!

You want me to cover your lumps with gravy??? Well, I've never tried that, but I'm game.

 

[pipercatt]

Not sure about that one, usually I am not humped by bumps

If I had a bump
from which to receive a hump
My hump would not bump
but would only be humped
and that would leave my humper
with out its hump.

I like my bumper
to be the humper

if you know what I mean.

Far be it from me to hamper a humper with no bumper...or something like that.

 

[TWB]

Ohhh. Never mind. . .

Emily?

 

[TWB]

Far be it from me to hamper a humper with no bumper...or something like that.

Yessss. Just like that.

Just call me Engelburt humperbump.

 

[red_rose]

You want me to cover your lumps with gravy??? Well, I've never tried that, but I'm game.

I don't care *what* you did in the navy. And I definitely don't need to know his name.

 

[OldestMotive]

You want to name our baby WHAT? Over my dead body!

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

You want to name our baby WHAT? Over my dead body!

It's funnier when I do it.

Nyah.

 

[TWB]

It's funnier when I do it.

Nyah.

Yeah, I agree. I like furrier duets, too.

 

[OldestMotive]

It's funnier when I do it.

Nyah.

This is a game I used to play with my kids.

 

[TWB]

Redrose,

again, Im sorry I caused you offence yaar. Dont take it to heart, these are mere affectations of sound. I seriously wanted to help you.

O well.

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