Lum the Tentacle Monster

[JackMoz]

(OOC: This is a thread to follow the adventures of Lum, a politically correct tentacle monster who wishes to fight the stereotyping of tentacle monsters everywhere, while (unsuccessfully) repressing his own tentacle desires. If you'd like to jump in, please instant message me with your idea for joining).

Lum was depressed. It had happened to him again. A super villian had wanted to recruit Lum to help the super villian conquer the world. Lum's job was to detain and simultaneously ravish several superheroines at once.

Not that Lum minded simultaneously ravishing several superheroines at once. But still, Lum felt it made him seem so....one-dimensional. Ralph loved the finer things of life: classical music, renaissance arts, superheroines with great heaving bosoms and silken thighs...

Steady there, Lum.

Lum pondered as he absent mindedly scratched his trunk with a tentacle. Why must everyone try to pigeon hole me, he thought. Lum thought he was actually a rather good looking fellow, as tentacle monsters went. He was twelve feet tall with dark blue eyes (seven of them). He wasn't slimy at all. He didn't produce slime, or ichor, or ooze, or anything. Well, occasionally saliva, but he had to adapt one of his tentacles for sucking or tasting to do that. His skin was smooth with a very light white fur. His tentacles were incredibly flexible, adaptable and morphable. And Lum wasn't even a carnivor or a herbivore. He collected energy from the sun, and once in a while, he would root himself to gather water and nutrients from the soil. Lum was environmentally friendly, politically progressive, aesthetically appreciative.

So why did everyone want to typecast him?

Lum sighed again. Maybe he should get some kind of therapy. That seemed to be in vogue these days.

 

[GypsyGirl84]

(*giggles* Guess I'll play the girl that the tentacle monster gets AGAIN!!)

Lisa was wearing her tight white shirt and short green skirt that was the school uniform for her private all-girls school (At 18, she's a senior this year!). She was sitting with her back to the tree with a book to her well-developed chest and her legs straight out (with the green skirt hitched up well above her knees!). She was daydreaming about being SuperWoman or WonderGirl or BatLady or someone who fought evil-doers.

And got molested by tentacle monsters.

Lisa rubbed her thights together as she put that dark fantasy out of her mind and tried to read her book.

 

[JackMoz]

(OOC: Lots for room for lots of characters. PM me to join)

 

[JackMoz]

Lum

As Lum strolled through the woods, lamenting the unfortunate circumstances that had been thrust upon him, when he spied an unusual sight. A girl in a skimpy yet somehow proper school uniform alone in the woods. Lum hid behind a conveniently and strategically placed boulder. He converted one of his tentacles so that it had an eye on the end and peeked over the boulder at the young girl reading.

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Lisa looked over at the boulder. She couldn't remember it being there before. And did something like an eye on a tentacle just duck behind it?

You've got tentacles on the brian, Lisa told herself. She went back to reading her book.

 

[JackMoz]

Lum

Lum ducked his eye tentacle behind the rock. He waited for a few minutes and took another peek. The girl hadn't seen him. She was reading her book.
Wow, that was close. Lum couldn't help but see how beautiful the girl was. He felt the urge to send several of his tentacles toward her and...

Mustn't perpetuate the stereotype, Lum told himself. Mustn't perpetuate the stereotype.

Maybe I should just go away and leave her alone, Lum thought. Or maybe I could go over there and engage her in a conversation about philosophy or politics.

Instead, Lum just continued watching her from hiding.

 

[slippedhalo]

Lightening Girl

OOC: Can I play?

IC:
Lightening Girl

Real Name: Mina Volt
Age: 25
Job: Scientist by day, Lightening Girl by night. L.G.'s main objective is to rid the world of evil and to destroy all tentacled monsters with her amazing ability to harness and use static electrical power around her to shoot bolts of lightening at her enemies.

Phys. Desc.: Long blond hair, light green eyes, full lips. Curvaceous body, firm and toned and soft and supple in all the right places.
Breasts-40D, tiny waist, firm, round ass. The electrical energy makes her unable to grow hair on any part of her body besides her head so she is naturally hairless.

 

[JackMoz]

(OOC: Absolutely!)

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Lisa looked over at that rock. For a rock that hadn't been there earlier, there sure was a lot of activity going on behind it. Maybe she should go check it out!
Lisa pulled her blouse down so that it was more form fitting. She straightend out her skirt and headed over to the rock.

 

[Mike Smyth]

Professor Grim

Grim continued to watch the tenticle monster and the girl, from his telescope. He wanted the girl to continue her advance, eyes widening waiting in anticipation.
He had read about tentacle monsters before and wanted to recruit him, to 'handle' any superheroines that he might encounter, while attempting his new bid of taking over the world

 

[JackMoz]

Oh no! Lum realized the girl was heading over to his rock.
He checked the rock to see if there were any conveniently located secret openings. There weren't. He contemplated trying to circle the rock and continiously stay on the opposite side of the rock from the girl.

That would never work, Lum realized. With a sigh, he presented himself to the girl and said, "Hi, I'm Lum. Have you read Oprah's recommended book of the month yet?"

 

[slippedhalo]

"Aha!" thought Lightening Girl as she flew above, hearing the unmistakable sound of a tentacled monster attempting to lure the innocent with his sly ways, and references to Oprah, from her lofty flight above. She dove instantly, her pink and yellow spandex costume with a big lightening bolt across her chest, glimmering in the rising sun, she tried to hurry, if the sun was rising it meant her powers would be eakening soon. By noon she'd be absolutely regular Mina again, "Dammit, I hate time zones!" she cursed as she stopped in mid-air, the monster in her sights now. "That bastard!" she said to herself and dove for him, yellow cape billowing behind her as she landed on his back, grabbing him in a good approximation of a strangle hold. "You leave that innocent alone, nasty monster, you!" she yelled.

 

[JackMoz]

"Ooomph!!"

Lum didn't even have to look to know what landed on his back. It was a superheroine. Probably one with the oh-so-noble goal of eliminating villians and tentacle monsters everywhere. This one was trying to put a stranglehold on Lum. Considering Lum's "neck" was about thirty something feet wide, it wasn't an effective tactic. Anyway, Lum didn't breath per se. He took carbon dioxide into his body through numerous pores, and exhaled oxygen, along with clean, fresh mountain pine scent.

Looking at the girl he had been spying on, he asked her to excuse him and, with his tentacles, extracted the superheroine who had landed on him, holding her away from him with tentacles wrapped around her ankles and wrists, and one wrapped around her very tiny waist.

Lum noticed the superheroine in question didn't have any hair on her body, except that on her head. Actually, Lum noticed a great many things about the superheroine but, since he was trying to be politically correct, he stayed focused on the superheroine's general un-hairiness. Great, Lum thought to himself, she probably has electrical powers or something. One of Lum's ancestors was a rubber tree, which made Lum immune to electrical attacks. She'll probably get really frustrated when her electrical powers don't have any effect on me, and then I'll really be the bad guy. Why do I always have to be the bad guy?

"Listen, Miss...well, whatever your name is. I don't mean to be rude, but do we REALLY have to do this right now? Couldn't we just say you vanquished me and then go on your way? Unless..." Lum turned to the school girl, "We could all sit around and discuss Oprah's latest book of the month!!"

 

[slippedhalo]

"Gah!" He had her trapped in a tentacle. Foiled again! Lightening Girl struggled against his strong grip as he examined her with one of his eyes, taking careful notice of the underside of her costume's skirt. She wondered if he had x-ray vision and knew she had nothing on beneath it. "Oh drat stupid tentacle monsters!" she yelled.

Then he grumpled, "Listen, Miss...well, whatever your name is. I don't mean to be rude, but do we REALLY have to do this right now? Couldn't we just say you vanquished me and then go on your way? Unless..." Lum turned to the school girl, "We could all sit around and discuss Oprah's latest book of the month!!"

Mina had had enough! She used her free hand to harness and release a lighteneing ball at his face....and nothing happened. Actually, something happened but it was rather silly, she thought she heard him sneeze. "That's it?" she marveled, calling up another and launching it his way...nothing again. "Huh?" Another, and another, and another, and another...and despite a temporary glow that seemed to be absorbed by his skin, nothing happened. Soon her powers would be gone until nightfall anyway and Mina was exhausted. She put her free hand under her chin, resting her elbow on the monster's tentacle and sighed, "Now what?" she asked.

 

[JackMoz]

"Well, we could, um...that is, there's the Oprah books and..."

Lum was having a bit of a hard time remaining politically correct. Lum didn't have X-ray vision, but in the process of capturing Lightning girl, he had noticed that she wasn't wearing anything under her skirt, and she was indeed hairless over her entire body.

"By the way, I'm Lum. And you two ladies...er, members of a repressed gender are?"

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Lisa giggled. She couldn't help it. For a tentacle monster, Lum sure had a funny way of talking. It almost reminded Lisa of one of her teachers!

"Hi, Lum, I'm Lisa! I guess if we're talking, you should pick me up too! And what's making you so nervous?"

 

[JackMoz]

This was brand new territory for Lum. Beautiful women did not voluntarily ask to be grasped by tentacle monsters. In the end, some of them actually like. But none of them voluntarily accepted tentacle grasp.

However, since he wasn't going to be able to ungrasp the superheroine anytime in the future, he felt obliged to wrap a tentacle around Lisa's waist and lift her up.

"Well, Lisa, it's a bit embarrassing, and I didn't mean to see, but she"---Lum pointed at the superheroine---"well, she isn't wearing any panties."

 

[Mike Smyth]

Grim continued to watch and noticed the superheroine attacking, and the monster was doing quite well against her

"this is perfect her lightning attacks dont seem to be having any effect on him, he shall be my guarentee to total world domination"

Grim laughed to himself as he set out on finding his universal translator

 

[slippedhalo]

Mina was shocked that he'd announce that to her innocent victim that she was trying to save and slapped his tentacle. "That wasn't necessary!" she said, going a bit crimson. "It's....part of the costume....well, not really, but it's tuesday and I have no clean laundry left in the house, the roommate stole the dryer." The tip of his tentacle rubbed against her inner thigh and the trail of warmth left there made her shudder. "Oh, my, what was that?" she asked.

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Lisa felt really bad at the predicament of Lightning Girl. (Of course she recognized the world famous Lightning Girl!).

"Lum, you shouldn't have just come out and said that!" Lisa knew Lum probably wanted to say "BUT YOU ASKED!!", but it still gave him no right to just come out and say that!

"If Lightning Girl is embarrassed, I guess the only thing to do is for you to take off my panties so that neither one of us is wearing panties!" Lisa decided.

 

[slippedhalo]

Mina agreed, "Yeah." she said, then realized what the girl had actually suggested and her eyes went wide, "huh?"

She was surprised the girl was offering to let this monster remove her panties. Didn;t she know the sort of evil she was messing with teasing him that way?

"That may not be a very good idea, innocent young maiden. Let Lightning Girl handle this. I'll save you from...this...(oh my)...creep..." but as she tried to muster her anger, and her electricity, the tentacle had begun to tease her nether regions in a way that was very unflattering to her but did not necessarily make her want to stop it at all.

 

[JackMoz]

Lum

Lum was trying hard to concentrate, but was finding it very difficult to do so. Especially when Lisa said it was only fair that he remove her panties too.

"Um, yes, well..."

That was when Lum noticed one of his tentacles was listening to Lum's hormones, and not Lum himself. One of Lum's finely-furred tentacles was stroking Lightning Girl's nether regions under her skirt. Lum knew he shouldn't be doing that, but Lightning Girl didn't seem to mind, and she felt so soft there.

And a bit damp. And even though Lum was a very politically correct tentacle monster, he knew from experience what it meant when a superheroine was damp in her nether regions.

"I guess it would only be fair if all parties were, well...pantiless," Lum announced. While he continued stroking Lightning Girl (and feeling very guilty but equally delighted by it), one of his furry tentacles reached under and gently pulled off Lisa's panties.

Lum, though he was usually the most agile of tentacle monsters, accidentally tore Lisa's skirt, and felt compelled to remove it. And since he was being fair, he removed Lightning Girl's skirt as well. One tear led to another, and Lum found himself holding two beautiful but completely nude women. Lum found himself with an abundance of tentacles over the two women. There were tentacles around their waists, tentacles holding their ankles and wrists in place. Lum had four tentacles with furry feathers at their end. Each feather was gently brushing back and forth over the rosy peak of a breast. And finally, a tentacle was tracing the outline of Lightning Girl's nether lips. Another one was doing the same to Lisa's.

Lum knew he should stop, but just couldn't force himself to. And while he continued to gently molest the girls, he would repeat nonsense phrases like "Oprah's BookList" and "TomKat" and "The View".

 

[slippedhalo]

Mina couldn't resist the tentacles, it just felt so damned good and she was soooo freakin' horny. She began to allow the tentacles to tantalize and touch her, opening her legs a little further to allow one to do unspeakably dirty things to her very wet little pussy and though embarrassed to admit it, she was loving every second of it, even the book discussion which she had read as her guilty-pleasure-summer-read.

"Uhhhhhh...." she moaned softly, "...Yes, I liked that book, the symbolosm of the cactus representing a wounded female psyche was fascinating..." she began... being drawn into a book discussion against her will. "Tomkat, I hear she locked him out of the house for spanking Nicole's monkey...oh, no, oh, oh, oh,yesssss!"

 

[Mike Smyth]

Grim

Grim couldnt believe the sight before him when he returned to the screen the monster had both women naked and bound

"he is excelent, he shall be vital in my plans for domination"

as he watched he felt hemself become turned on watching the women writhe in pleasure, as the monster held them.

 

[JackMoz]

Lum

Lum tried to carry on the conversation, but in the end, he abandoned all pretense to pseudo-Oprahesque-intellectualism. It just became about the tentacle sex.

The tentacles carressing each of Lightning Girl's and Lisa's breasts had become cups, fashioned over their breasts. Each cup completely covered a breast, suckling and kneading each breast in its entirety, with a tongue running over each hardened nipple.

Lum had maneuvered the girls so that they were now pressed back to back, as a tentacled first caressed each of their individual nether lips, then slowly and gently entered between those same nether lips with a gently pulsating tentacle.

And Lum, to the shame of tentacle monsters everywhere, did not scream anything about their foolishness or their eventual doom. No, Lum the politically correct tentacle monster whispered sweet nothings, and told each of them over and over how beautiful they were.