Rubandlickme
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- Aug 11, 2019
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This is a rant. You were warned. Lol
I really hate lubricant. I have never tried a lube made specifically for sexual use that doesn't irritate the hell out of my pussy. Even the blandest water-based stuff burns me from the inside. Your mouth is the only thing that should set my pussy on fire, thank you! Silicone-based? Irritating and should only be used for large pores on your face, IMHO. Yes, this is what makeup primer is made of. Not for your junk.
You are about to suggest coconut oil or some other organic substance that is good for the skin. Let me stop you there, fam. I don't want to have to shove my showerhead against my twat and scrub my delicate, lovely, magical place to get rid of the greasy, sticky, nasty feeling. Plus, the pH is always wrong and I pee shards of glass for the next 12 hours.
I have always had a very sensitive genital area. Even the mildest soap would anger The Boss. I suppose it is good that I produce a decent amount of natural lubrication, but christ, can't a lady have some fun or last through the occasional masturbation marathon?
I realize no one else is likely to find my humor amusing, but I need to get my hate for lube known!
#PickyPussiesUnite
I really hate lubricant. I have never tried a lube made specifically for sexual use that doesn't irritate the hell out of my pussy. Even the blandest water-based stuff burns me from the inside. Your mouth is the only thing that should set my pussy on fire, thank you! Silicone-based? Irritating and should only be used for large pores on your face, IMHO. Yes, this is what makeup primer is made of. Not for your junk.
You are about to suggest coconut oil or some other organic substance that is good for the skin. Let me stop you there, fam. I don't want to have to shove my showerhead against my twat and scrub my delicate, lovely, magical place to get rid of the greasy, sticky, nasty feeling. Plus, the pH is always wrong and I pee shards of glass for the next 12 hours.
I have always had a very sensitive genital area. Even the mildest soap would anger The Boss. I suppose it is good that I produce a decent amount of natural lubrication, but christ, can't a lady have some fun or last through the occasional masturbation marathon?
I realize no one else is likely to find my humor amusing, but I need to get my hate for lube known!
#PickyPussiesUnite
