~ Lowphat's Punch Drunk Lounge ~

[lowphat]

So here I go again, starting another catch all style thread. I love all the threads I post in, and the people that created them, but being retired, I tend to over post

Now you can avoid the bulk of my yammering if you'd like, lol.

Okay, so the booze flows freely, but you'll have to find food in the Spacebar or something. Pull up a chaise lounge and relax, or make out, or whatever suits you

I'll post snippits from stories I've started and never finished, or maybe pictures of a new sports car I'm fond of, who knows. I do a lot of research for stories I write, and I come across a lot of cool stuff, like night clubs, travel destinations, things like that.

Anyway, stop in and say hello, or tell me to fuck off, whatever makes your boat float. If you're new to Literotica, or just new to the Playground, stop in and say hello. We do bite, but you'll love it, I promise

So anyway, let the posting begin <--- love that guy

 

[ydahecnot]

Retired? You are a year younger than I! I think I will avail myself of the "fuck you" option.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hello.

 

[ViciousTease]

Yay! I get to pop your cherry.

And a song for ya




ETA: Well, damn. So much for cherry poppin'. LOL

 

[ydahecnot]

VT, you were third in line. Your dude had been rode hard and put away wet by then

 

[SweetSara86]

Hey nice place u got here!

OK gotta run. Bigfoots waiting in the car.

 

[ViciousTease]

VT, you were third in line. Your dude had been rode hard and put away wet by then

I never get to be first at anything.

*kicks the dirt and sighs dramatically*

 

[Azuldrgon]

I never get to be first at anything.

*kicks the dirt and sighs dramatically*

You were Low's first on the public thread.

 

[lowphat]

I never get to be first at anything.

*kicks the dirt and sighs dramatically*

Psst, *whispers in her ear*

So have you ever done that before?

 

[hotwords229]

I never get to be first at anything.

*kicks the dirt and sighs dramatically*

You're first in everyone's heart VT

 

[Daizie]

Knock Knock!

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, at least he's ready for you, if you're into that sort of thing

 

[hotwords229]

Nice place, Low, but you know Honey is going to sneak in tonight and burn the place to the ground, right?

 

[ViciousTease]

You were Low's first on the public thread.

Hell yeah! *fist bump*

Psst, *whispers in her ear*

So have you ever done that before?

Oh my ... no, no I haven't.

You're first in everyone's heart VT

Thanks.

 

[SweetSara86]

Yay! I get to pop your cherry.

And a song for ya




ETA: Well, damn. So much for cherry poppin'. LOL

You'd think the guys would've given you firstsies!Bromances are hard to break up I guess

 

[lowphat]

Nice place, Low, but you know Honey is going to sneak in tonight and burn the place to the ground, right?

*Starts installing a fire suppresion system*

I'm good

And VT has a lot of firsts with me

 

[ViciousTease]

You'd think the guys would've given you firstsies! Bromances are hard to break up I guess

I can't blame them. He really is irresistible.

 

[lowphat]

Retired? You are a year younger than I! I think I will avail myself of the "fuck you" option.

I retired in 2002 Now you can really put some punch behind that "Fuck you!" option

 

[weekender43]

Hello!! Is this a BYOB?

 

[ViciousTease]

I retired in 2002 Now you can really put some punch behind that "Fuck you!" option

Hmm, I interpreted that whole "fuck you option" much differently.

 

[lowphat]

Hello!! Is this a BYOB?

Nope, we a have the latest in virtual bar tech. Everything on tap, everything in stock. We even have free condoms. (No Trojans, had one break, and nine months later my son was born, lol)

 

[lowphat]

Hmm, I interpreted that whole "fuck you option" much differently.

It applies to you in a MUCH different way

 

[steve6161]

Interesting, new just checking the place out, where's the booze

 

[ViciousTease]

It applies to you in a MUCH different way

She shoots, she scores!! (And the crowd roars! Well, in my head they do.)

 

[lowphat]

She shoots, she scores!! (And the crowd roars! Well, in my head they do.)

Its easier to score than that