Lowering the DUI standard

KRCummings

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They will probably lower it to .05. I think it should be .0000000000000000000001 but that's just me.
The death penalty might also help.
 
I drive home late at night a lot, and often on weekend nights, so I should be scared of idiot drunk drivers, but I'm not. Why? Because every molecule in my body is now too busy being terrified of idiot texting drivers.
 
or idiots on cellphones.

or fucking with knobs on stereos or the ac or whatever.

or, and this happened yesterday, psychos that just stare straight ahead and don't even think of turning to look before they change fucking lanes.

fucking stupid people doing stupid fucking things....
 
I drive home late at night a lot, and often on weekend nights, so I should be scared of idiot drunk drivers, but I'm not. Why? Because every molecule in my body is now too busy being terrified of idiot texting drivers.

I agree they are equal with texters possibly a smidge worse due to not even having a disease to use as an excuse for their vile behavior. Until they can all be shot on sight we have to take what we can get.
 
or, and this happened yesterday, psychos that just stare straight ahead and don't even think of turning to look before they change fucking lanes.

This has me laughing my head off. It's true though, it's like they're in a coma or wearing an invisible neck brace.
 
or idiots on cellphones.

or fucking with knobs on stereos or the ac or whatever.

or, and this happened yesterday, psychos that just stare straight ahead and don't even think of turning to look before they change fucking lanes.

fucking stupid people doing stupid fucking things....
Nobody checks before changing lanes or entering the highway. Nobody uses blinkers. Everybody is on the fucking phone. Cars are so big and so seemingly safe that nobody pays attention to anything any more. Except me. I watch every fucking car on the road and curse out the drivers' mothers for letting the nimrods out of their reckless vaginas.
 
Reckless Vaginas, now there is a name for an all girl rock band.
 
Nobody checks before changing lanes or entering the highway. Nobody uses blinkers. Everybody is on the fucking phone. Cars are so big and so seemingly safe that nobody pays attention to anything any more. Except me. I watch every fucking car on the road and curse out the drivers' mothers for letting the nimrods out of their reckless vaginas.

yeah, the "except me" is the real killer. everyone is the fucking exception. it's all the other bastards fault. people be silly, yo.
 
yeah, the "except me" is the real killer. everyone is the fucking exception. it's all the other bastards fault. people be silly, yo.
I still remember the high school driver's ed movie where they took a bunch of drivers, had them do an obstacle course, and then fed them more and more drinks and try again each time. After each attempt, they asked the drivers how they thought they did. They all thought there were doing better and better. All but one of them was clearly wrong, they got worse each time.

One guy actually did get better the more drinks he had. I always thought that sent the wrong message to the class (and to him), since we all sat there thinking, "Oh, no problem. I'm that guy."
 
You do realize, that just like gun control, this is not going to have an impact because we don't have the will to meaningfully punish drunk drivers under the laws we already have. Why do we continually hear of serial drunk drivers still being on the road? :mad:
 
I agree they are equal with texters possibly a smidge worse due to not even having a disease to use as an excuse for their vile behavior. Until they can all be shot on sight we have to take what we can get.

Texters are far, far worse than drunk drivers.
 
I still remember the high school driver's ed movie where they took a bunch of drivers, had them do an obstacle course, and then fed them more and more drinks and try again each time. After each attempt, they asked the drivers how they thought they did. They all thought there were doing better and better. All but one of them was clearly wrong, they got worse each time.

One guy actually did get better the more drinks he had. I always thought that sent the wrong message to the class (and to him), since we all sat there thinking, "Oh, no problem. I'm that guy."

i know i'm not. i'm not a good drunk.

but, yeah, that seems like a dumb idea, but more entertaining than our videos which i do not remember mainly because i zoned out almost immediately because they were old and boring.
 
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