KRCummings
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They will probably lower it to .05. I think it should be .0000000000000000000001 but that's just me.
The death penalty might also help.
The death penalty might also help.
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I drive home late at night a lot, and often on weekend nights, so I should be scared of idiot drunk drivers, but I'm not. Why? Because every molecule in my body is now too busy being terrified of idiot texting drivers.
or, and this happened yesterday, psychos that just stare straight ahead and don't even think of turning to look before they change fucking lanes.
Nobody checks before changing lanes or entering the highway. Nobody uses blinkers. Everybody is on the fucking phone. Cars are so big and so seemingly safe that nobody pays attention to anything any more. Except me. I watch every fucking car on the road and curse out the drivers' mothers for letting the nimrods out of their reckless vaginas.or idiots on cellphones.
or fucking with knobs on stereos or the ac or whatever.
or, and this happened yesterday, psychos that just stare straight ahead and don't even think of turning to look before they change fucking lanes.
fucking stupid people doing stupid fucking things....
Nobody checks before changing lanes or entering the highway. Nobody uses blinkers. Everybody is on the fucking phone. Cars are so big and so seemingly safe that nobody pays attention to anything any more. Except me. I watch every fucking car on the road and curse out the drivers' mothers for letting the nimrods out of their reckless vaginas.
I still remember the high school driver's ed movie where they took a bunch of drivers, had them do an obstacle course, and then fed them more and more drinks and try again each time. After each attempt, they asked the drivers how they thought they did. They all thought there were doing better and better. All but one of them was clearly wrong, they got worse each time.yeah, the "except me" is the real killer. everyone is the fucking exception. it's all the other bastards fault. people be silly, yo.
I agree they are equal with texters possibly a smidge worse due to not even having a disease to use as an excuse for their vile behavior. Until they can all be shot on sight we have to take what we can get.
Big government grab for more revenue.
I'm really worried that Ish will no longer be able to drive to acquire his booze, and thus be too dry to make the profoundly dumb posts he makes that gets my cock hard.
I think you can get that on a Diet Pepsi.They will probably lower it to .05. I think it should be .0000000000000000000001 but that's just me.
We need more drunk drivers to help stop all these drunk drivers.
You really are fucking insane.
I still remember the high school driver's ed movie where they took a bunch of drivers, had them do an obstacle course, and then fed them more and more drinks and try again each time. After each attempt, they asked the drivers how they thought they did. They all thought there were doing better and better. All but one of them was clearly wrong, they got worse each time.
One guy actually did get better the more drinks he had. I always thought that sent the wrong message to the class (and to him), since we all sat there thinking, "Oh, no problem. I'm that guy."
Are you trying to win the Captain Obvious award today?