Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
- Joined
- May 3, 2002
- Posts
- 66,591
I just got off the phone with Warmachine. He'd asked for my number in PM and said it was important, and then he called and asked why I'd demoted him from Hero to Leprechaun. I explained that it was the whole fake address thing, and I just couldn't see him as a hero-type anymore, pulling a mean prank like that, and he confessed an astonishing fact to me: the address was real, after all! It seems he was in a panic about what to do with you smearing his good name all over Usenet with your "I need money to go shoot niggers" and "I'll blow any nigger for a nickle" posts, so he said the address was fake just to throw you off!
Isn't this great news?!
I'm violating his trust because I still consider him a Leprechaun, having fooled both of us, and I consider myself to be on your side, now. So you can go back to posting his address on newsgroups again, and if you double your previous efforts, and post links here at Lit to utterly humiliate him, I'm sure eventually he'll apologize or do whatever it is you want him to do!
Isn't this great news?!
I'm violating his trust because I still consider him a Leprechaun, having fooled both of us, and I consider myself to be on your side, now. So you can go back to posting his address on newsgroups again, and if you double your previous efforts, and post links here at Lit to utterly humiliate him, I'm sure eventually he'll apologize or do whatever it is you want him to do!