Loving vegetables

[LitEroCat]

I'm writing a FOODIE story and need some more foods to use in bed. Primarily, I want more 'thrusting' veges beyond the usual crop

Already chosen are: ripe, uncooked corn, use carrots, zucchini, celery, anise, yams, parsnips, squash

 

[Fatwa_Morgana]

I agree. Food and sex and/or love are the same thing. They nourish your body and your soul! And, I've had lovers, that I would just as soon eat them as look at them. After they pissed me off, of course!!!

 

[VeniVici]

Personally I prefer “hide and seek” veggies that can be shared and then eaten.
Cherry tomatoes, slithers of canned peaches and lots of natural yogurt.
A word of warning though, always count carefully what goes in and what comes out. Peaches can be very slippery little devils!

 

[KarennaC]

Cucumbers.

I have a fond memory of a cucumber...

Cucumbers are probably usual crop, though, now that I think about it. Sorry, I'll go away now. lol

 

[palisa]

Celery? Ouch.

Eggplant.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Celery? Ouch.

Eggplant.

Eggplant??? Ouch. lol

 

[LitEroCat]

Eggplant??? Ouch. lol

There are suitably shaped/sized eggplant, ya know!

Cukes are good. The nice thing about celery is that you can pare down the cluster to whatever fits, ummm works.

Anybody ever catch Veggie Tales? I'm including Larry the cuke! Imagine the perverse things he can see and say while INSIDE! I have to watch more to see WHO else I can include. Maybe "the man from asparagus"?

Not toooooooo preverse!

 

[WannaBePorno]

I like organic dildos =-)

 

[Alexit_Deep]

There was a lass on Lit that wasn't to fond of her mom-in-law, she would please herself with veggies then feed them to her mother -in-law.......

 

[DarkBee]

There's a scene in an hentai anime I have, where a student masturbates with veggies and then gives them to her teacher, so he will fuck her.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Made with love"

 

[LitEroCat]

There was a lass on Lit that wasn't to fond of her mom-in-law, she would please herself with veggies then feed them to her mother -in-law.......

My story basically involves two chefs and I'm bringing that aspect into the tale. I found several online photos of veges 'in use', usually more than 1 at a time. Too bad I can't use them to make it ILLUSTRATED. Maybe I'll post some here. Anyone want to see them?

Alexit, I hope the avatar is really you. It is very hot

 

[Monazwx]

I was surprised that cucumbers weren't on your list, however, I see that a few peeople have already mentioned it. What about broccoli? Maybe you can use that. Also, I hear that strawberries are wonderful for massaging the clit. (It's not a veggie, but maybe someone can give you more input.)

 

[LitEroCat]

I was surprised that cucumbers weren't on your list, however, I see that a few peeople have already mentioned it. What about broccoli? Maybe you can use that. Also, I hear that strawberries are wonderful for massaging the clit. (It's not a veggie, but maybe someone can give you more input.)

But ov course ze cuke iz included. I just missed listing it here. Though I isn't my first choice since it's so smooth. Thinking as a FOODIE, I wanted more textured foods. Strawberries are too small and soft for primary excitement, but I will use them late in the 'meal' as desert. yummmm!