Lovely mom

[electraride1]

Before I confess,has anyone desires for sex with their mothers on here?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Before I confess,has anyone desires for sex with their mothers on here?

3 billion women on Earth, and the one you want to bang is your mother?

 

[feverplanet]

3 billion women on Earth, and the one you want to bang is your mother?

The devil you know and all.

 

[Que]

3 billion women on Earth, and the one you want to bang is your mother?

No, like all the others before him that wandered into the GB, looked around and decided to post such tripe, he is wanting to rub his little dickie to the soothing words of people saying humiliating things to him. He wants to be made fun of.

 

[feverplanet]

While I have never desires for sex with my mother, I do honestly wish she could get lovingly laid and be happy for a spell.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Nah..

 

[Killswitch]

Before I confess,has anyone desires for sex with their mothers on here?

I've had your mom. She wasn't that good.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I've had your mom. She wasn't that good.

Yours wasn't a good fuck either

 

[Magnetron]

No, like all the others before him that wandered into the GB, looked around and decided to post such tripe, he is wanting to rub his little dickie to the soothing words of people saying humiliating things to him. He wants to be made fun of.

I see the concept is still lost on the collective brain trust here that new members are the people most likely to put food on Laurel's table.

 

[cowslinger64]

No, like all the others before him that wandered into the GB, looked around and decided to post such tripe, he is wanting to rub his little dickie to the soothing words of people saying humiliating things to him. He wants to be made fun of.

Is that why you do it?

 

[Magnetron]

Is that why you do it?

* fap fap fappity fap fap *

 

[evesdream]

3 billion women on Earth, and the one you want to bang is your mother?

Just nod and smile and be glad it's not yours.

I see the concept is still lost on the collective brain trust here that new members are the people most likely to put food on Laurel's table.

What does this have to do with the post that you quoted? Do you even understand what query said?

 

[Brollyanna]

I've had your mom. She wasn't that good.

Damn! Has everyone had my mom?

 

[Magnetron]

What does this have to do with the post that you quoted? Do you even understand what query said?

You might find this other forum more appropriate to pose your question in.

Sarcasm is more likely to be misinterpreted and scare away noobs.

 

[Killswitch]

Brolly quoted me! It had to be in this dumb thread though.

 

[Brollyanna]

Brolly quoted me! It had to be in this dumb thread though.

Well, you did pick it to talk about my mom...

 

[evesdream]

You might find this other forum more appropriate to pose your question in.

Sarcasm is more likely to be misinterpreted and scare away noobs.

Yeah, I don't think "sarcasm" means what you think it means. If you're so concerned with Laurel's breakfast and welcoming ignorant noobs, why didn't you post all of that yourself?


Anyhooooo, can we go back to the topic please? Like Magnetron, I'm having way more reading comprehension issues in this thread than I expected.

"sex with their mothers on here" (??) I don't even want to consider my multiple mothers having sex right here, on the GB, but different strokes for different folks I always say. (If it were Brollyanna's multiple mother's though, I might peek.)

 

[MrRandyWatson]

MY mother? Fuck no.

The fantasy of a young guy getting to fuck his sexy, very skilled mother? Yeah, I can go for that.

 

[Que]

Just nod and smile and be glad it's not yours.



What does this have to do with the post that you quoted? Do you even understand what query said?

I was indeed 100% sincere in my analysis of the OP's motivations, as you correctly discerned.

I am at times, sensitive to the needs of other posters, including the newbs. I threw in the "little dickie" part to help with his yearn.

 

[Magnetron]

If you're so concerned with Laurel's breakfast and welcoming ignorant noobs, why didn't you post all of that yourself?

Because I'm not really concerned. Just thought it was worth mentioning, especially to those who spend 16 hours a day here.

 

[Conager]

Ok, now I get the other thread. Both threads are weird.

A piece of advice, son: If you are living at home long enough that your ma is starting to look good, it is time to get out and see the world. Join the Navy or something.

 

[Que]

Is that why you do it?

Do what?

 

[MNGuy]

No, never ever, not even crossed my mind.

 

[eyer]

A piece of advice, son: If you are living at home long enough that your ma is starting to look good, it is time to get out and see the world. Join the Navy or something.

That's what their recruiter told Johnboy and AJA, and it worked...

...except on shore leave home, instead their pas became the apple of their eyes.

 

[Conager]

That's what their recruiter told Johnboy and AJA, and it worked...

...except on shore leave home, instead their pas became the apple of their eyes.

Don't know those folks, but maybe they will like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw