Lovecraftian state nicknames

KingOrfeo

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The State of Florida, hitherto known as "The Sunshine State," henceforth shall be officially designated "The Sultry, Foetid and Blighted Province of Degenerated and Mongrel Denizens Skulking in Bewildered Terror Beneath the Remorseless and Incomprehensible Light, of No Colour Hitherto Known to This Planet and Solar System, Emanating from That Amorphous Blight of Nethermost Confusion which Blasphemes and Bubbles at the Center of All Infinity — the Boundless Daemon Sultan Azathoth, Whose Name No Lips Dare Speak Aloud, and Who Gnaws Hungrily in Inconceivable, Unlighted Chambers Beyond Time and Space Amidst the Muffled, Maddening Beating of Vile Drums and the Thin Monotonous Whine of Cracked and Accursed Flutes." And it goes on the license plates, too.
 
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Hawaii, hitherto "The Aloha State," is now emmotto'd "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

It means the same thing -- both hello and goodbye.
 
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