Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

KillerMuffin

Seraphically Disinclined
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Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only god knows where we stuck it
Heiroglyphics, let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory...

Okay, I admit it. You turn me on dammit. Shame shame shame on you! So... you n me baby ain't nuthin but mammals, wanna do it like they do on the discover channel? Now is good. Please? I'm begging here, on my hands and knees kissing whatever bare flesh you have begging. You got me all hot and bothered and I wanna dance a horizontal mambo, vertically, diagonal, funky vectors, whatever, just as long as it's nekkid and maybe involving some olive oil or edible massage lotion.

Dammit. I'm just going to go roll in the snow now. You damned pussytease. I hope female blueballs aren't fatal.

*sigh*
 
Raging estrogen isn't a drug.

Hmmm, maybe if I took the... and stuck it to the...

Oh now that looks straight silly. Ugh. I give up.
 
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