love cream

[Trinique_Fire]

If you've ever used the words "love cream" in a story to describe cum, you should be excommunicated from writing erotic scenes.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

If you've ever used the words "love cream" in a story to describe cum, you should be excommunicated from writing erotic scenes.

Just thought I'd share.

And "Love Canal/Tunnel"?

Jeanne

 

[Trinique_Fire]

And "Love Canal/Tunnel"?

Jeanne

Not sure how I feel about those in general. It definitely ruins the flow of the story for me though.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to read "love canal" or "love tunnel" either.

 

[ungenderless]

If you've ever taken it upon yourself to dictate others' writing styles, you should be excommunicated from writing erotic scenes.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

If you've ever taken it upon yourself to dictate others' writing styles, you should be excommunicated from writing erotic scenes.

What have you got against Editors?

Most of them don't 'dictate' but advise...

Jeanne

 

[ungenderless]

What have you got against Editors?

Most of them don't 'dictate' but advise...

Jeanne

My statement applies to those who dictate. If these editors you speak of (or type of, as the case may be) 'advise', then clearly I am not talking about them. ~_^

 

[Trinique_Fire]

My statement applies to those who dictate. If these editors you speak of (or type of, as the case may be) 'advise', then clearly I am not talking about them. ~_^

I'm not dictating. I'm stating an opinion. Which merely happens to be a difference of opinion.

Tell me, if you're reading a rather nicely put together story, sexy, very hot, with a good flow and beat to the words and suddenly the words "love cream" are injected (no pun intended) into the mix, how would you feel?

P.S. I'm not an editor.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Og has been guilty of using 'yoni' and 'lingam' in more than one story.

He claims he was justified by the context...

He'll justify anything.

Jeanne

 

[ungenderless]

I'm not dictating. I'm stating an opinion. Which merely happens to be a difference of opinion.

Tell me, if you're writing a rather nicely put together story, sexy, very hot, with a good flow and beat to the words and suddenly the words "love cream" are injected (no pun intended) into the mix, how would you feel?

P.S. I'm not an editor.

Ok, this answer may be a bit more elaborate than necessary, so forgive me if I ramble on.

First of all, I don't write hetero sex. I don't plan on EVER describing cum in a story. So I'm going to take your question in a hypothetical sense, but it may not be as accurate as someone's who writes hetero sex regularly.

Second of all, I just don't see anything wrong with the phrase. "Love cream"...no, I don't get it. It sounds as good as any other term to me. Could you tell me why you have such a problem with it? And could you tell me what other words or phrases you would find more acceptable?

Thirdly, I use a variety of terms, depending on the situation. If the character's an evil bitch, I'll use "pussy". If the atmosphere's more intimate, I'll say "sex" or a flower metaphor. I have actually used the term "yoni" before when I was describing tantric sex (but with lesbians).

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Ok, this answer may be a bit more elaborate than necessary, so forgive me if I ramble on.

First of all, I don't write hetero sex. I don't plan on EVER describing cum in a story. So I'm going to take your question in a hypothetical sense, but it may not be as accurate as someone's who writes hetero sex regularly.

Second of all, I just don't see anything wrong with the phrase. "Love cream"...no, I don't get it. It sounds as good as any other term to me. Could you tell me why you have such a problem with it? And could you tell me what other words or phrases you would find more acceptable?

Thirdly, I use a variety of terms, depending on the situation. If the character's an evil bitch, I'll use "pussy". If the atmosphere's more intimate, I'll say "sex" or a flower metaphor. I have actually used the term "yoni" before when I was describing tantric sex (but with lesbians).

I don't write hetero sex either, and I never plan to, but that has nothing to do with the price of eggs in New York City.

Women cum too. Why would you only mention cum in a hetero story? Not saying you're required to or anything, but it does happen.

Love cream? Forgive me for being so harsh, AH'ers (or don't, I really don't care), I think the AH and GB have simultaneously rubbed off on me, but it just seems like this crowd here on the AH would die and roll over in their graves before using a non-flowery/pretty phrase like "love cream" in a story. People seem to get more pissed off and up on their high horse than me about the use of words like "love cream" in a story. If you're going to use it, rock on, but it just doesn't sound sexy and ruins the mood. Similarly, if I was having sex with a woman and she started doing something crazy like insane babytalk equivalent to the way one speaks to dogs, I really would lose the mood. It's happened.

What other words and phrases I find acceptable? I really don't go outside the realm of pussy, cunt, sex, etc. because it's just too weird for me.

*shrug*

 

[ungenderless]

I don't write hetero sex either, and I never plan to, but that has nothing to do with the price of eggs in New York City.

Women cum too. Why would you only mention cum in a hetero story? Not saying you're required to or anything, but it does happen.

Love cream? Forgive me for being so harsh, AH'ers (or don't, I really don't care), I think the AH and GB have simultaneously rubbed off on me, but it just seems like this crowd here on the AH would die and roll over in their graves before using a non-flowery/pretty phrase like "love cream" in a story. People seem to get more pissed off and up on their high horse than me about the use of words like "love cream" in a story. If you're going to use it, rock on, but it just doesn't sound sexy and ruins the mood. Similarly, if I was having sex with a woman and she started doing something crazy like insane babytalk equivalent to the way one speaks to dogs, I really would lose the mood. It's happened.

What other words and phrases I find acceptable? I really don't go outside the realm of pussy, cunt, sex, etc. because it's just too weird for me.

*shrug*

Oops, sorry about assuming you were talking about a man's cum.

Hmmm...this is sure an interesting thread. Insane babytalk? Lol! I've nevr heard erotic language described quite that way before. I'm still not sure I understand it, but I suppose that it's merely a matter of opinion based on your turn-ons and turn-offs. I mean, I hate the word 'cunt'. Seeing that in a story puts me off as much as 'love cream' does you. I don't know if there's any logical reason why, or if it's just a reacton.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Oops, sorry about assuming you were talking about a man's cum.

Hmmm...this is sure an interesting thread. Insane babytalk? Lol! I've nevr heard erotic language described quite that way before. I'm still not sure I understand it, but I suppose that it's merely a matter of opinion based on your turn-ons and turn-offs. I mean, I hate the word 'cunt'. Seeing that in a story puts me off as much as 'love cream' does you. I don't know if there's any logical reason why, or if it's just a reacton.

Likewise. It just puts me off. Cunt became ultra sexy to me when I heard a certain person use it.

Love cream just cracks me up and makes me go "ew" simultaneously.

I'm going to leave the babytalk business alone.

 

[ungenderless]

Likewise. It just puts me off. Cunt became ultra sexy to me when I heard a certain person use it.

Love cream just cracks me up and makes me go "ew" simultaneously.

I'm going to leave the babytalk business alone.

Yeah well, I would never use baby talk in a sex scene either *shudder*. I guess I don't see that term as baby talk language. hmmm...now you've really got me wondering about the effects that language has on us. Thank you, you've given me something to think about.

 

[Guest]

Love cream?

Hey, I love that stuff!

I always buy it by the case.

 

[ungenderless]

Love cream?

Hey, I love that stuff!

I always buy it by the case.

ROFL!

Just be weary of Diet Love Cream. It may only have 1 calorie, but it tastes like shit.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ROFL!

Just be weary of Diet Love Cream. It may only have 1 calorie, but it tastes like shit.

Speaking of that...

"...he pressed his meat up her poop chute..."

always makes me hit the Back-button... *throws up*

 

[ungenderless]

Speaking of that...

"...he pressed his meat up her poop chute..."

always makes me hit the Back-button... *throws up*

I agree 100%. "Poop chute". Why would someone think that the reader wants to be reminded of that orafices gross function in the heat of passion?

 

[starrkers]

"Love cream" - guaranteed way to get me to stop reading a story. Way too busy giggling and going "eww" to read!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

"Love cream" - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! LOL!

It's all either jism or goo, right?

 

[ungenderless]

"Love cream" - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! LOL!

It's all either jism or goo, right?

Eww! jizz, jism, cream pie..*GAG!* yuck! At least "love cream" is soft language that I can pass over.

 

[Guest]

"Love cream" - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! LOL!

It's all either jism or goo, right?

That, or "baby batter."

Just makes my little heart go pitter-pat.

 

[rgraham666]

That, or "baby batter."

Just makes my little heart go pitter-pat.

Just about everything makes your heart go pitter-pat.

And other reactions as well.

 

[Guest]

Just about everything makes your heart go pitter-pat.

And other reactions as well.

Well, YOU make my heart skip a beat, that's for sure.

 

[Boota]

Why can't people stick to "love snot" or "throat yogurt"?

 

[Guest]

Why can't people stick to "love snot" or "throat yogurt"?

BWAH!!!

Damn it. This is a new keyboard.