Love Boat Sailing for China - All Aboard!

[zetacon4]

Welcome to the Love Boat

Please watch your step, ladies and gentlemen.
If you will register with the ships Purser, all your things will be taken to your cabin. The get acquainted dinner will begin on the promanade deck around 6:00pm. Dress casual please. (or not!)
There will be dancing and drinks for everyone after the dinner.

No pushing now. There is room for everyone.
Welcome aboard. The weather will be wonderful.
And the company will be fantastic!

 

[zetacon4]

Another look at your home away from home

I found a nice website full of great deck plans and pictures and descriptions for a cruise ship.
Take a minute and look at this page and the links on it.
That will put you in the mood to post your travel ideas here.

http://leisure.travelocity.com/Vacations/Cruise/Ship/DeckPlans/0,2443,TRAVELOCITY_113_607_,00.html

 

[zetacon4]

How about a nice quiet place to dine?

 

[zetacon4]

And, if you are like me, the pool is a must.
But clothing isn't !!!!

So let's get wet!!

 

[zetacon4]

Just another fine ship for your viewing pleasure.

 

[bozinka]

Hi all you fellow sailers.

I'm greedy... so I think I'm gonna claim the nice Baja suite for me... and well.... all of you, if time permits...

Let's see if that pic works. It may not.

Anyway... so good to finally be aboard. Damon... my butler... should have already brought my luggage on board. Have you seen him? He's the one wearing a great pair of jeans, and, well, not much else. *Hey, what's the use in having servants if you can't lust after them*

It's so good to meet you, captain Zeta....

 

[bozinka]

Okay, here's the picture....

 

[zetacon4]

Okay, here's the picture....

Ahhh! I see you liked that one too! Good choice.
Thanks, Boz! I really needed a post on the new thread tonight.
Not feeling up to my usual self. Hope your nite goes well.
Hugs!!!!

 

[hongluobo]

Oh boy Oh boy

we are going for a cruise with all our naughty
friends

well, as no-one has claimed it yet...Gusty and I are
going for the Grand Suite on the Baja deck....cause it
has it's very own private hot tub ....

so tonight at midnight...please join
us on our balcony for moonlight drinks
and if we are lucky, the moon may belly dance
for us....

then we will put on some reggae music, bring out some
spliffs and have a "how many people can we stuff in
a hot tub" competition in our attempt to make it into
the nakedness book of world records

Oh this is going to be so much fun!!!!!!

 

[moonshado]

Amalfi

OO goodie.. how much fun is this gonna be.. I can already see pics of bathing suits and oiled down bodies.. butlers OO yes.. handsome young butlers.. pigtail.. ponytails.. Evening wear for night time dancing or nothing but the oils LOL
I will choose this amalfi room... I love balconies.. Hey watch my balcony closely for some of the activities there..

I will dance and sing and keep all entertained.. After all this is a place to chase those winter blues away

 

[hongluobo]

Oh Moon is here!...Moon is here!

I have been told that we are encouraged to bring pets
and toys along on the cruise........and that all guests have dual roles as guests and crew....so with that....

so as your cruise social director...I am pleased to announce some of the shows and competitions we have scheduled for this week

1) The 3 stooges of Lit dancing while accompanied by the bouncing booby quartet
2) Men in drag competition
3) Ladies swimsuit competition
4) the "hat" show

there is will also be a regular strip poker game going on in the casino.

Oh, and we need 2 volunteers to be the ship's doctor and nurse.

 

[zetacon4]

This is going to be freakin great! My bestest buddies are showing up already. Don't you just love the boat? Those dining rooms, the saloons, the casinos, the pools. Hey did you see the sauna, spas and massage rooms? I just get lost looking at all the great places to have fun.

And, those hot tubs and balconies!!! WoooHoooo!!!!
Hey, director! What the heck is a hat show???
I love your itinerary already.
Let's party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tin_tinr]

tin_tin is ringing for some room service here
after spending some relaxing time in the hottub i need a drink to cool me down
now where is that hunky barman that the wife fancies

 

[zetacon4]

Welcome aboard, Tin_tinr!!!!!
Which cabin are you and your sweet wife occupying? I must drop by to say hi! Maybe if I'm lucky, I will be interrupting something!!!!
Hehehe!

Let me get that bar service going for you. What is your order?
I will see to it that some strapping young hunk with nothing on brings you everything you desire!!!

 

[tin_tinr]

Welcome aboard, Tin_tinr!!!!!
Which cabin are you and your sweet wife occupying? I must drop by to say hi! Maybe if I'm lucky, I will be interrupting something!!!!
Hehehe!

Let me get that bar service going for you. What is your order?
I will see to it that some strapping young hunk with nothing on brings you everything you desire!!!

redbull and vodka for me and a martini and lemonade for my wife please barman and try not too be too long with the hunk she is beginning to get restless
tell him to put the drinks on the side and join us in the hot tub

 

[Fluffer]

Oh Moon is here!...Moon is here!

I have been told that we are encouraged to bring pets
and toys along on the cruise........and that all guests have dual roles as guests and crew....so with that....

so as your cruise social director...I am pleased to announce some of the shows and competitions we have scheduled for this week

1) The 3 stooges of Lit dancing while accompanied by the bouncing booby quartet
2) Men in drag competition
3) Ladies swimsuit competition
4) the "hat" show

there is will also be a regular strip poker game going on in the casino.

Oh, and we need 2 volunteers to be the ship's doctor and nurse.

Dr. Fluffer here... I will be your cruise Doctor... I am very experienced and have a very "open door policy..." I will make suite calls as well...

I also intend to be actively participating on the cruise... am here to have fun... and if I am next to you at dinner, in the hottub, or anywhere as you need my expert attention and services... please just grab me...

Looking forward to meeting you all...

 

[Fluffer]

I also will be participating in the Men's drag compitition this week...

Watch out people...

 

[zetacon4]

Ahhhh! We have a doctor on the boat now.
Thanks Dr. Fluffer. Nice to have you aboard. We will see if some soft sweet thing needs fluffing.

 

[Gusty Wind]

[color=royal blue]AAAHHh.....WWWEEEEE!!!


Check it OUT babe......check it OUT....

My ~Dream~ come true...[/color]

 

[hongluobo]

redbull and vodka for me and a martini and lemonade for my wife please barman and try not too be too long with the hunk she is beginning to get restless
tell him to put the drinks on the side and join us in the hot tub

You rang??? barman????

actually this is your cruise director here and it is my job to make sure that every guest's wish is fullfilled.

In the meantime, please do enjoy some champagne on the house.

 

[zetacon4]

[color=royal blue]AAAHHh.....WWWEEEEE!!!


Check it OUT babe......check it OUT....

My ~Dream~ come true...[/color]

Many sweet kisses and hugs for my lovely Chinese Beauty!
We are heading to your home. So happy you will be keeping us company all the way!!! Loveya!!!!

 

[hongluobo]

Special Guest

Wow, you wouldn't believe who I spotted on Deck Z, tip toeing through the tulips!!!

Tim?

think he will entertain us here?

 

[hongluobo]

Oh Captain....I just found the greatest deal on some new

equipment for the fitness center....I do believe our lady guests

would much appreciate this addition......

Crotch Master

Shall we order a couple?

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Special Guest

Wow, you wouldn't believe who I spotted on Deck Z, tip toeing through the tulips!!!

Tim?

think he will entertain us here?

How clever of him to pick our cruise. He actually has a very nice personality and wit. Very fun guy! He can seranade us some evening.

 

[hongluobo]

This is going to be freakin great! My bestest buddies are showing up already. Don't you just love the boat? Those dining rooms, the saloons, the casinos, the pools. Hey did you see the sauna, spas and massage rooms? I just get lost looking at all the great places to have fun.

And, those hot tubs and balconies!!! WoooHoooo!!!!
Hey, director! What the heck is a hat show???
I love your itinerary already.
Let's party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so glad you are feeling better Frank....so you want to know what a hat show is??? Well, the guests will have to model the craziest hats they can dig up for the cruise.....and I happen to be personally acquainted with the winner of last years competition who claimed he was from Mexico

Willy's Sombrero