LOTR fan fic

[Lucretia666]

Hi, I was just playing around with a few ideas about doing an erotic fan fic of Lord of the Rings (which I adore). I'm trying to estimate if there's a market for such. I just read Chums of the Ring by Bradly Stoker and it's hilarious, but I would like to do something reeeaally erotic with the characters. Would anyone here be interested?
Uh, and does anyone know of any existent fan fic stories of LOTR? I was just looking but this site is so damn huge..!

 

[EroticWhispers77]

I'd read a story if it had Leoglas and/or Aragorn (sp? on names) in it. I'm not very much of an Elijah Woods fan, though, so there doesn't need to be any hobbits in it.

 

[Seattle Zack]

One of the funniest books I ever read was a parody of LOTR called Bored of the Rings from the Harvard Lampoon in the late 60's. There have been several reprints, and I think it's even available on amazon. It's a marvellous sendup. Here are a couple of exerpts I culled off the Internet:

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"A most horrible treasure, this Great Ring," said Frito.

"And a horrible burden for he who bears it." said Goodgulf, "for some unlucky one must carry it from Sorhed's grasp into danger and certain doom. Someone must take the ring to Zazu Pits of Fordor, under the evil nose of the wrathful Sorhed, yet appear so unsuited to his task that he will not soon be found out."

Frito shivered in sympathy for such an unfortunate.

"Then the bearer should be a complete and utter dunce," he laughed nervously.

Goodgulf glanced at Dildo, who nodded and casually flipped a small shining object into Frito's lap. It was a ring.

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"Goodbye, Dildo," Frito said, stifling a sob. "I wish you were coming with us."

"Ah, yes. But I'm too old for that sort of thing now," said the old boggie, feigning a state of total quadriplegia. "Anyway, I have a few small gifts for you," and he produced a lumpy parcel, which Frito opened somewhat unenthusiastically in view of Dildo's previous going-away present. But the package only contained a short, Revereware sword, a bulletproof vest full of moth holes, and several well-thumbed novellas with titles like Elf Lust and Goblin Girl...
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The night was as clear as an elfstone, sparkling with starpoints, as Frito gathered his party in the pasture outside of town. In addition to Spam, were the twin brothers Moxie and Pepsi Dingleberry, both of whom were noisome and easily expendable. They were frisking happily in the meadow. Frito called them to attention, wondering vaguely why Goodgulf had saddled him with two tail-wagging idiots that no one in town could trust with a burnt-out match.

"Let's go, let's go!" cried Moxie.

"Yes, let's" added Pepsi, who promptly took one step, fell directly on his flat head and managed to bloody his nose.

"Icky!" laughed Moxie.

"Double icky!" wailed Pepsi.

Frodo rolled his eyes heavenward. It was going to be a long epic.