LOST and FOUND

[ABSTRUSE]

found:

One vibrator with 'Thanks for the mmmmmmemories" engraved.

One leopard thong

one pogo stick

three cell phones

Come and claim your stuff.

 

[carsonshepherd]

If you find the head of a rubber duckie vibrator, let me know.

 

[Belegon]

oh...see, I saw this thread title and saw who started it...I thought maybe she had found her morality...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oh...see, I saw this thread title and saw who started it...I thought maybe she had found her morality...

Don't be silly. I got rid of that with my warmth and kindness when I sold my soul to the devil. It was worth it for the free key chain.

 

[impressive]

found:

One vibrator with 'Thanks for the mmmmmmemories" engraved.

One leopard thong

one pogo stick

three cell phones

Come and claim your stuff.

I want to see 'em all used at the same time.

 

[Guest]

I want to see 'em all used at the same time.

how do you think she got to be the way she is now?!!!
its ptsd from using them all at the same time

 

[Dar~]

May I just say Mmmmmm to Bel's AV.

They aren't mine.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

how do you think she got to be the way she is now?!!!
its ptsd from using them all at the same time

Nothing is secret with you, is it???

 

[Guest]

Nothing is secret with you, is it???

*sigh* i almost blushed and then i remembered to be proud of who i am...blathermouthextrodinaire...
so, should i not tell them how we found you face down in the bed with all sorts of veggie condiments spread all over your skin?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*sigh* i almost blushed and then i remembered to be proud of who i am...blathermouthextrodinaire...
so, should i not tell them how we found you face down in the bed with all sorts of veggie condiments spread all over your skin?

No, they don't need to know that.

Btw, did you ever get that call back from the clinic about that rash?

 

[Guest]

No, they don't need to know that.

Btw, did you ever get that call back from the clinic about that rash?

yeah. lemme tell you that im so relieved that it was just crabs. next time...just lemme know you have em before we...yannow...
nothing a little RIT wouldnt take care of

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yeah. lemme tell you that im so relieved that it was just crabs. next time...just lemme know you have em before we...yannow...
nothing a little RIT wouldnt take care of

But you love seafood....

 

[Guest]

But you love seafood....

no no no...
i love pussy.
get it crooked woman!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no no no...
i love pussy.
get it crooked woman!

Hey........I think I just found your virginity.....no, that was a fuzzy lifesaver....nevermind.

 

[Belegon]

May I just say Mmmmmm to Bel's AV.

Thanx love...

...I'm trying to tempt Vella_licious just so I can tease the luckster about it later...but it's not working, so I guess Lucky's been doing her tongue exercises lately

 

[Guest]

Thanx love...

...I'm trying to tempt Vella_licious just so I can tease the luckster about it later...but it's not working, so I guess Lucky's been doing her tongue exercises lately

and you know i would be tempted if it werent for that one dangly bit...
you charmer. you know i love ya, sluggah

 

[Liar]

found:

one pogo stick

JC wants it back.

http://www.t-shirtcountdown.com/images/pogojesus.jpg

 

[mlady_france]

found:



One leopard thong

Nope I got mine, but I am missing the matching bra.

 

[ElizabethWest]

found:

One vibrator with 'Thanks for the mmmmmmemories" engraved.

One leopard thong

one pogo stick

three cell phones

Come and claim your stuff.

I'm still missing a black thong if you happen to run across it somewhere. I know what happened to the hot pink one.

 

[velvetpie]

Girl, I don't know what setting your detector is on, but please let me know!

 

[CharleyH]

found:

One vibrator with 'Thanks for the mmmmmmemories" engraved.

One leopard thong

one pogo stick

three cell phones

Come and claim your stuff.

Everything is mine babe, except the WHAT? Leopard thong? Please send them back to me?

 

[Goldie Munro]

Forget the pretenders - that pogo stick is MINE!!

 

[china-doll]

Screw the lost an found. I say put them all up on ebay.

Be sure to put the used thong up on the Japanese ebay site, I hear that the Japanese men have a thing for used panties. (Be sure to put 'schoolgirl' in the description)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Screw the lost an found. I say put them all up on ebay.

Be sure to put the used thong up on the Japanese ebay site, I hear that the Japanese men have a thing for used panties. (Be sure to put 'schoolgirl' in the description)

i mean this with pure love...

WHORE.