LOST -and- FOUND

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lost someone? Found something?

✒Post it here and tell the world.

 

[LikeableMe]

Lost someone? Found something?

✒Post it here and tell the world.

I lost a purse and some pink earphones, if that counts lol. Driving me nuts as I had them in the kitchen yesterday!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

LOST! MY MIND

Dark, very dark.
Surprisingly quick for its size.

Answers to loud claps of thunder, and crying babies.

Last seen wandering aimlessly among the headstones at the pet cemetery,
babbling to itself about crab cakes, and looking confused.

If found, please call the local taxi service and request a pickup.
She knows where i live.

TIA!​

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Lost - my sense of direction. Thought I knew where I was going. Big curve threw me.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I lost my virginity 35 years ago. I know so much time has passed, but maybe someone will come across it.

 

[Sexybritches69]

LOST: My patience. Too. Much. Family. Time. Please, if anyone finds it, I really really need it back. Just for another day, then I’ll share. But not until tomorrow night!

 

[Bjerget]

Lost: One sense of self.

If found, please return to sender.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Lost: One sense of self.

If found, please return to sender.

I think I found it

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...f&selectedindex=108&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=1,2,6

 

[AlwaysFara]

https://youtu.be/m6T-B155p0Y

 

[Shelly2inme]

"I lost my virginity."

People always talk about the first time they fucked as their virginity being lost. That puzzles me. Is there a pile of virginity someplace in the universe? How can people say they 'lost it' if it can't ever be found again. So, better to simple say, "The first time I fucked..." Everyone knows that is what is meant anyway.

 

[clistenovena]

LOST: Free time in which to do all sorts of... activities. If found, please leave, in abundance, on the ledge by the front door or in the basket by the back door. Easy access either one.

 

[JennyNo1]

FOUND: A sister I never knew I had. All because I spit in a tube.

 

[AlwaysFara]

FOUND: A sister I never knew I had. All because I spit in a tube.

This made my eyes tear. Same just happened to my best friend.

 

[JennyNo1]

This made my eyes tear. Same just happened to my best friend.

It's been pretty amazing!

 

[beachbaby179]

It's been pretty amazing!

Jenny, that's awesome! Congratulations!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lost: a testicle in a freak school bus accident.

 

[kurrginatorX]

FOUND: Someone who will post after such an awful tragedy.