Losers

[impressive]

Post your:

1. Story (or poem) with the lowest score
2. Story (or poem) with the fewest votes
3. Story (or poem) with the fewest PCs
4. Story (or poem) with the fewest views

Then, perhaps, Og will come up with formula for the biggest loser.

(Bonus points if the same story/poem fits all 4 categories!)

 

[Guest]

Post your:

1. Story (or poem) with the lowest score
2. Story (or poem) with the fewest votes
3. Story (or poem) with the fewest PCs
4. Story (or poem) with the fewest views

Then, perhaps, Og will come up with formula for the biggest loser.

(Bonus points if the same story/poem fits all 4 categories!)

The lowest scoring story I have is Thunder Beach at 4.57
The story with the fewst votes is The Literotica Olympics: Day 22 (ithink everyone was bored with it by then)
Fewest PCs would be a tie, The Boat and A Weekend in the mountains both have 3
Fewest Views would be After Midnight with just 4500.

But with only 9 stories up I'm not too disapointed with that.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Losers

The lowest scoring story I have is Thunder Beach at [colo=red]4.57[/color]

You are good.

 

[oggbashan]

Post your:

1. Story (or poem) with the lowest score
2. Story (or poem) with the fewest votes
3. Story (or poem) with the fewest PCs
4. Story (or poem) with the fewest views

Then, perhaps, Og will come up with formula for the biggest loser.

(Bonus points if the same story/poem fits all 4 categories!)

I think this is a foregone conclusion.

There should to be separate categories for stories and poems:

Story with the lowest score:

My contribution: 'White Scut'. Rated at 2.62 with 26 votes and 10155 views.

Story with the fewest votes. I think it should be fewest votes one month and again one year after first posting.
My contributions:
Fewest votes after one month: Shelacta Tales Ch.09 at 2 votes.
Fewest votes after one year: The Casbah at 4 votes.

Story with fewest PCs. I don't think this one is valid. I have dozens with NIL PCs because they were posted before PCs were introduced.

Story with the fewest views. Again I think this needs expanding. Fewest views after one month; fewest views after one year. My contenders are:
More than one month: Shelacta Tales 09 at 2532 views.
More than one year: The Literotica Olympics Day 17 at 3191 views.

Poem with the lowest score:

My contributions: 'Attila' and 'Survive'. Both are rated at 3.50 with 2 votes each.

Poem with the fewest votes. I think it should be fewest votes one month and again one year after first posting.
I have six poems posted. Four have 2 votes each. The other two have 3 votes each.

Poem with fewest PCs. Again I don't think this one is valid. All my poems except Garderobe have NIL PCs. Garderobe has one.

Poem with the fewest views. Again I think this needs expanding. Fewest views after one month; fewest views after one year.
My poem 'Survive' is my entry for longer than one month, and also for longer than one year at 2275 views in 2.5 years.

I think most AH authors will struggle to do worse than I can.

How we calculate the ultimate loser? I will get my calculator out. I think a real loser will have many views, few or no votes, and a low rating. That way more people have decided that the entry is crap.


Og

 

[oggbashan]

Worst?

I have added The Casbah to my signature because I think it doesn't deserve to be that lowly rated.

Perhaps I am wrong. Please read (only 3 Lit pages) consider and vote.

White Scut is still dire. Don't bother with that one even though it is my shortest ever story.

Og

 

[impressive]

Re: Worst?

I have added The Casbah to my signature because I think it doesn't deserve to be that lowly rated.

Perhaps I am wrong. Please read (only 3 Lit pages) consider and vote.

Did this some time ago. I agree. It IS underrated.

My contributions to this loser "contest" ...

Lowest score: (a tie)
Until Next Time and Connecting (4.32)

Fewest votes:
balance (5)

Fewest PCs: Several with just 1 -- won't list 'em

Fewest views:
drifting (121 ... but it's still new)

 

[eric shawn listo]

My lowest score would be my newest story: Chicago-Style Valentine's Day 3.94 at 65 votes and still dropping.

All time lowest: Exchanging Flesh, Chap 10 at 4.38 and 16 votes, a little over 6000 views. It just never caught on and is my only Fetish story.

edited to say: and 0 PC's on that one.

 

[matriarch]

Post your:

1. Story (or poem) with the lowest score
2. Story (or poem) with the fewest votes
3. Story (or poem) with the fewest PCs
4. Story (or poem) with the fewest views

Then, perhaps, Og will come up with formula for the biggest loser.

(Bonus points if the same story/poem fits all 4 categories!)

I'm differentiating mine, because poetry traditionally has much lower 'everything' than prose.
Poetry
lowest score 'She' - 2.67
fewest votes 'Dreams' - 2
fewest PCs 'Dreams'; 'Mind's Eye'; 'She'; 'Without Words' - all on 0 pcs.
fewest views 'Proposal' - 244

Stories
lowest score 'Wedding Night - The morning after' - 3.67
fewest votes 'Snapshots - Body Lotion' - 14
fewest PCs Too many to list - 11 stories with 0 pcs.
fewest views 'Snapshots - Moonlight' - 5383

 

[oggbashan]

The Trolls Have Struck

My poetry has been bombed with good votes. Since earlier today my votes and ratings on all 6 have improved.

Perhaps someone doesn't want me to come last?

Og

 

[LadyJeanne]

Re: The Trolls Have Struck

My poetry has been bombed with good votes. Since earlier today my votes and ratings on all 6 have improved.

Perhaps someone doesn't want me to come last?

Og

*giggles madly and tiptoes away to secretly sabotage the competition*

 

[cookiejar]

Stories

Lowest score A Christmas Peril 4.18
Fewest votes Survival of the Fittest 19
Fewest PC's Vanessa:Lady Dick Vanessa:Lady Dick The Sequel 0
Fewest Views ".........." 652



Poems

Lowest score My Bear 4.38
Fewest votes My Bear 16
Fewest PC's My Bear Stillness 0
Fewest Views My Bear 5813

 

[gauchecritic]

I think we can probably rule out all the contestants whose stories/poems constantly get Hs and Ws and Es which would be Cookie, Imp, Dran, Mat etc.

The poetry board moves so fast that the scores/votes/views are probably meaningless. I have a Poet ID with no votes, no score and very few views. Ok two poems only and posted at the weekend but I'd say probably indicative due to randomness.

I'm tired of vying with Og for last place in anything so I defer.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Lowest score: 4.23
Lowest # votes: 27

(same story. Reason: no sex.)

Dear Diary Ch. 1

 

[Guest]

lowest score: 4.23
lowest votes: 26

You Sometimes Know. sequel to You Never Know

its a bottom feeder
frankly because...it sucked.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Lowest score so far: 4.33 for the Ghost in the Stacks, Ch. 02
Lowest votes so far: 8 for Twenty Years to Life, Ch. 02 (which posted today)

 

[Guest]

Lowest score so far: 4.33 for the Ghost in the Stacks, Ch. 02
Lowest votes so far: 8 for Twenty Years to Life, Ch. 02 (which posted today)

FIE! get thee gone sirrah!
you belongest not in this thread-eth!

 

[cloudy]

Lowest score:

Making Tracks at Mardi Gras: 4.42
(It really did suck)

Lowest number votes:

The Literotica Olympics Day 29: 15

 

[Evil Alpaca]

FIE! get thee gone sirrah!
you belongest not in this thread-eth!

I'm not good enought to be in the Losers thread?

 

[cantdog]

You can't "win" at this one, unless maybe in the poetry. I have a 3.23 story but that's already been "topped."

I'm out.

 

[Guest]

I'm not good enought to be in the Losers thread?

what would Sher say?
aha!

Buzzer sounds, trap door opens.

NEXT.

oh and that goes for cloudster too.

 

[cloudy]

what would Sher say?
aha!

Buzzer sounds, trap door opens.

NEXT.

oh and that goes for cloudster too.

pfffft!

 

[bearlee]

Stories

Lowest score A Christmas Peril 4.18
Fewest votes Survival of the Fittest 19
Fewest PC's Vanessa:Lady Dick Vanessa:Lady Dick The Sequel 0
Fewest Views ".........." 652



Poems

Lowest score My Bear 4.38
Fewest votes My Bear 16
Fewest PC's My Bear Stillness 0
Fewest Views My Bear 5813

WTF-people don't like bears or something

 

[BlackShanglan]

Post your:

(Bonus points if the same story/poem fits all 4 categories!)

I'm pinning my hopes on that bonus. Mine's Camlann, A.D. 539, with 4.68 rating, 19 votes, 2524 views and 4 PC's.

The "Letters and Transcripts" category is rather cursed.

Shanglan

 

[yui]

My biggest loser is "Tokyo Rumba." It has a 4.64 rating, 80 votes and 29,468 views. I was bombed so bad in the beginning, I have never turned on the PC option. Too chicken of public castigation I guess. I'm a wimp.

 

[yui]

Re: Re: Losers

I'm pinning my hopes on that bonus. Mine's Camlann, A.D. 539, with 4.68 rating, 19 votes, 2524 views and 4 PC's.

The "Letters and Transcripts" category is rather cursed.

Shanglan

This is the first thing I read of yours. I thought it was wonderful.