Loser's Union

[phoenix_2000]

Loser's Union *THIS IS A MUST READ*

PERVERTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Men are you tired of posting personals, and pm-ing women at all hours of the day only to find out that none of them are ever even noticed? Do you believe that it is your right to have some woman(or something similar) give you the chance to rub yourself in obscene places to the words she writes on screen. Are you confused as to why woman join sex personals and chat rooms yet never seem to cyber with anyone. If they want a candlelight dinner, go to some retarded match-up site, the men here just want to jerk off to the images that you provide. Is that so wrong?
So if you've been shot down time and time again, keep this thread alive. Make this a safe haven for urgent erections everywhere. And ladies, please, feel free to give us some advice, we're totally lost.
PRESENTED BY REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE... HOPEFULLY ME. P.S. If any women find my iniative charming, clever, or just plain sad... feel free to send me a PM... please... I really need to cum right now.

 

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Oh yeah... bump. I hate bumping myself, it's sounds gross.

 

[phoenix_2000]

Bump! The union lives!

 

[phoenix_2000]

THIS JUST IN; THE STRUGGLE RAGES ON!
Come on, I know someone has an opinion about this. Losers everywhere, here you may gather! The headquarters has been established. Perverts everywhere, take back the world wide web! This was once a glorious land where creepy losers roamed free and splooged all over their monitors no matter how insignificant the image. We jerked off for the sake of jerking off with no need or desire to surpass anyones standards. There are men fighting bravely in these fields(or more accurately, our mother's basement), and I shall not let them fall in vain! These are men who are too hideous to score with a woman in real life, and are now becoming too hideous to even get some nookie from a hard drive. Is this the world you want to be living in. Is this small electronic box no longer a place for my penis to flee? Men, let your voices be heard, and women... for god sakes can you throw us a fricking bone!
MEN STAND UP AND BE PROUD. SAY, "I AM A LOSER, NOW PLEASE SUCK MY COCK!"