LordLucan, Lord of the Fairies

[P. B. Walker]

A big all around Poo-Poo Head and Hanns Wannabe.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think he's both obtuse and intelligent...plus, he hates Intrigued with a fire that outburns Columbia on a Saturday morning, so he's one of my Top Five Cunts.

 

[just pet]

I think he's both obtuse and intelligent...plus, he hates Intrigued with a fire that outburns Columbia on a Saturday morning, so he's one of my Top Five Cunts.

I may not agree with you...


but nice flame

 

[Problem Child]

I think he's both obtuse and intelligent...plus, he hates Intrigued with a fire that outburns Columbia on a Saturday morning, so he's one of my Top Five Cunts.

My personal top three. I think his scrotum is filled only with the little pumper that inflates his penile implant.

 

[P. B. Walker]

He reminds me of one of those douchebags with excess chest hair that grows over his collar and hairplugs that tries to act slightly studly and intelligent as he walks into a bar, and then trips and spills his drink on the first woman he approaches.

 

[Lancecastor]

He reminds me of one of those douchebags with excess chest hair that grows over his collar and hairplugs that tries to act slightly studly and intelligent as he walks into a bar, and then trips and spills his drink on the first woman he approaches.

I see him as more of a hairless douche bag with a 250psi scrote-pump shooting clotted cream at intrigued viewers in a romantic restaurant....an obtusely intelligent one, laughing like a fucking loon as she sqeals in mock horror, her eyes closed, chin tilted back, dreams of bukkake dancing in her head.

But I'm open to your pov, PB...tell me more.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I see him as more of a hairless douche bag with a 250psi scrote-pump shooting clotted cream at intrigued viewers in a romantic restaurant....an obtusely intelligent one, laughing like a fucking loon as she sqeals in mock horror, her eyes closed, chin tilted back, dreams of bukkake dancing in her head.

But I'm open to your pov, PB...tell me more.

Mmm true dat.

I see him spending his off-days in mesh shirts, extra tight running shorts, with jock-strap of course, and calf high white athletic socks hanging out at the local ice cream shop, eyeing the young school girls and boys and freaking out the single mothers.

 

[Lancecastor]

Mmm true dat.

I see him spending his off-days in mesh shirts, extra tight running shorts, with jock-strap of course, and calf high white athletic socks hanging out at the local ice cream shop, eyeing the young school girls and boys and freaking out the single mothers.

You're whacking off to incest stories again...aren't you?!

 

[P. B. Walker]

You're whacking off to incest stories again...aren't you?!

I must be punished. I feel dirty.

 

[Lancecastor]

I must be punished. I feel dirty.

It was the white sox...they always give you away.

 

[cowgirl heaven]

hmmmm..........I see someone is still just a bit bitchy

I told you I know how to fix that problem

 

[P. B. Walker]

It was the white sox...they always give you away.

That and being "mothered" by one of those hot single moms. LOL.

 

[P. B. Walker]

hmmmm..........I see someone is still just a bit bitchy

I told you I know how to fix that problem

If I could give myself a blowjob I wouldn't be bitch. LMAO.