Lord Steve's pretentious Own Zone

[Lord_Steve]

Howdy and good gracious heavens to betsy yall.

This is Lord Steve. You may remember me from such threads as "I made fun of a guy" "I don't remember who Lord Steve is" and "What is going on? I don't get what is going on."

Here is my dilemma: a lot of you guys are super cool. here in the stygian depths of literotica i have met a lot of seriously radical people such as (and this is hardly a complete list so don't feel left out if you aren't included): etoile, dge, bibunny, hottie mamma, curious in cali, keroin, etc etc etc.

HOWEVER:

1) i have so much more fun when i have someone to fight

AND

2) you are all much too nice (which is not a bad thing by any means!)

AND

3) surely there are some people within the far-reaching realm of Literotica who deserve censure.

AND

4) you guys have been so nice to me that i really don't know what to do with this account any more.

THEREFORE:

bring me your weak and pathetic. bring me your creepers and wierdos. bring me your socially inept and politically contemptible. find me the men and women you are yourselves too well-mannered/good/polite/all-around-badical to shred, and i will do it for you. as much as i love you all i have very little to offer this community besides bile, so i pledge all my fulsome ichors to the service of your various majesties. don't be shy! i'm here to help you mess with bad dudes.

ALTERNATIVELY:

as always, if you would like you could just ask me weird questions and i will answer them. i know a lot about some things and not a lot about a lot of things.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Yay!

*sets up a snack table full of yumtastic chocolate and caramel laden goodies, spreads a stack of "We LOVE Lord Steve cuz he's the Lordiest one Evah" Bumper stickers, and spikes the punch bowl*

 

[Lord_Steve]

Yay!

*sets up a snack table full of yumtastic chocolate and caramel laden goodies, spreads a stack of "We LOVE Lord Steve cuz he's the Lordiest one Evah" Bumper stickers, and spikes the punch bowl*

hell yeah since you makin me feel like a rockstar i'm gonna have to lay down some sweet riffs *starts guitaring like a hooligan. rocks so hard the dinosaurs unextinct themselves from the bedrock and our gas-tanks to dance wildly to my sweet tunes. the dinos are back and want representation in our government. they are so much bigger than us and have terrible claws. we are subjugated utterly and live out our tiny lives picking leaves for the new dino overlords. what have i done. i weep.*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

hell yeah since you makin me feel like a rockstar i'm gonna have to lay down some sweet riffs *starts guitaring like a hooligan. rocks so hard the dinosaurs unextinct themselves from the bedrock and our gas-tanks to dance wildly to my sweet tunes. the dinos are back and want representation in our government. they are so much bigger than us and have terrible claws. we are subjugated utterly and live out our tiny lives picking leaves for the new dino overlords. what have i done. i weep.*

*immediately starts walkin' her dinosaur*

 

[YourCaptor]

... is he offering cock block services?

 

[Vixandra]

Head over to the "How To" forum, I feel many of them are in need of your lordly insight.

Failing that, weird questions answered, huh? Well, mayhap not weird but certainly not normal:

A practical, ruthless or cowardly man brings a gun to a knife fight, what does a lordly one bring?

What cuisine is it best to go out for after the aforementioned fight? Japanese springs to mind given its battle-filled cultural history but surely there are others.

 

[midwestyankee]

Did they have close the GB while I wasn't looking? Opportunities to fight abound there, rather like weeds in the Sargasso Sea.

 

[graceanne]

Did they have close the GB while I wasn't looking? Opportunities to fight abound there, rather like weeds in the Sargasso Sea.

That's what I was wondering. If I was looking for a fight, that's where I'd go.

 

[Lord_Steve]

A practical, ruthless or cowardly man brings a gun to a knife fight, what does a lordly one bring?

What cuisine is it best to go out for after the aforementioned fight? Japanese springs to mind given its battle-filled cultural history but surely there are others.

a truly lordly dom would bring an infinite supply of knives to a knife fight and crush his opponent under their sheer bulk or fashion them into a sort of knife-armor and hug the opposing varlet to death posthaste. and then he heads down to tha OG for unlimited breadsticks. we lords are just really into infinite everything, to be honest.

Also thanks for the suggestions yall! keep em coming, or just stay and chat.

 

[StrayKat]

I am anything but nice when you step on my toes.

Just start a "which one is better, online or real life "relationship"" thread and I will rip you a new one. Or something.

 

[Loverskitten]

Lord Steve, why do you have a Christmas av? Are you one of those, who takes your lights down in June? You're bringing down property values.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Lord Steve, why do you have a Christmas av? Are you one of those, who takes your lights down in June? You're bringing down property values.

once there was a jolly young lad named steve
who to Lit was with open arms received.
when asked for the reasons
his av changed not with the seasons
he said "that would be far too much effort indeed"

 

[Lord_Steve]

i'm also too lazy to make these scan

I am anything but nice when you step on my toes.

Just start a "which one is better, online or real life "relationship"" thread and I will rip you a new one. Or something.

StrayKat was a literotica sweetie,
who gave the following entreaty:
"just don't make me mad
or i'll hatefuck your dad
and cover your home in graffiti"

 

[Lord_Steve]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011479&posted=1#post40011479

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798349

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011519#post40011519

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011535&posted=1#post40011535

general board is fuuuuuun. i've already been called a "complete moron!"

 

[Sir_Winston54]

general board is fuuuuuun. i've already been called a "complete moron!"

Much better than being an incomplete moron, right?

 

[Lord_Steve]

are you guys aware that there's a dude in GB who begins every other post "OBAMA is a NIGGER" and variations thereof.

and nobody calls him on it.

this is amazing.

 

[Loverskitten]

are you guys aware that there's a dude in GB who begins every other post "OBAMA is a NIGGER" and variations thereof.

and nobody calls him on it.

this is amazing.

I think you're having too much fun over there.

 

[imallears]

....



;p

 

[Lord_Steve]

I think you're having too much fun over there.

Loverskitten is a wonderful lass
who said with no small dash of sass
"you have too much fun"
but i've just begun
to bring to bear my tongue-lash.




iamallears, welcome! make yourself at home.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

They won't know what hit them...
How entertaining.
(confession: actually I'm just hoping for my own limerick)

 

[BiBunny]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011479&posted=1#post40011479

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798349

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011519#post40011519

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011535&posted=1#post40011535

general board is fuuuuuun. i've already been called a "complete moron!"

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

 

[Lord_Steve]

They won't know what hit them...
How entertaining.
(confession: actually I'm just hoping for my own limerick)

i am nothing if not obliging!

ruby_my_dear was supportive
her motives were clear, well sort of
her main claim to fame
for which she asked not in vain
was for a limerick which was not abortive!

ok that was a little weak.

I adore ruby_my_dear
she asked for a limerick here
I simply must acquiesce
since she is the best
and her superiority clear.

a bit more clever that time, if i do say so myself.

 

[Lord_Steve]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

There was a Lord_Steve fan: BiBunny
Who thought the young master quite funny.
She never did know
at how her praise he would glow
as he made these shitheads feel crummy.


for real though, i'm having a great time and I'm just glad yall are here with me.

 

[YourCaptor]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011479&posted=1#post40011479

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798349

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011519#post40011519

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011535&posted=1#post40011535

general board is fuuuuuun. i've already been called a "complete moron!"

LOL, that dude said kill everyone with an IQ under 100.

100 is the population mean score What a dumb shit.

 

[graceanne]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011479&posted=1#post40011479

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798349

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011519#post40011519

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40011535&posted=1#post40011535

general board is fuuuuuun. i've already been called a "complete moron!"

are you guys aware that there's a dude in GB who begins every other post "OBAMA is a NIGGER" and variations thereof.

and nobody calls him on it.

this is amazing.

I think you're having too much fun over there.

Yeah, what she said.