Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Lord Pmann]

Alright, a disturbing conversation on S&S got me thinking today about the diversity of fuckery represented here on Lit.

Now I have done some things and watched some porn about which I'd be uncomfortable discussing with my mother. However, some of the things you all do and watch I’d be uncomfortable discussing with Satan (e.g., tentacle porn). With that said, this is a judgment free zone.

What kind of weird stuff are you into? Weird porn? Fucking weird things? Crazy costumes? Fucked in weird places? Fuck any famous people? Crazy sex toys?

Now this all works better if we admit stuff. So, I’ll start.

Things I’ve done:

1. Masturbated in a Pizza Hut bathroom.
2. Masturbated in a school bathroom.
3. Stuck my dick in a vacuum (multiple times).
4. Masturbated in a group setting (with miniature masturbatory stalls to keep the privacy).

Oddly, I find that my porn watching habits are pretty damned normal and not worth mentioning.

Oddlier, I seem to masturbate in some weird places.

So what are you weirdos up to? Doing anything of note? I already know about your tentacle porn.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm down for the weird sex stuff talk

A lot of what I consider "normal" would probably cause a stir in other people's lives. I do think I'm pretty tame comparatively.

I like public sex. In windows. In clubs. Behind trees. In front of trees. I'm highway rest areas. In the back of the car in highway rest areas.

I think you get the gist

 

[Mike130]

I guess for the Literotica audience I’m fairly tame.

I’d like to see my wife fucked by another guy. Maybe a BBC. Like to hear her sex stories of previous lovers, which we talk about a lot anyways. Take part in a threesome with her. I have with a previous girlfriend.

Love to eat pussy, but wife draws the line when I try to eat ass, but have done it with others in the past, I’m very oral.

I’m a bit of an outlier here but I also love a hairy pussy.

Would love to suck off a trans girl. Never had a dick in my mouth but seems pretty erotic…

 

[Bisexguy70]

Ive had similar kinks but love watching a BBC Fuck my good buddies ass. Yes ive licked several guys asses. Ive fucked guys asses with anal beads while sucking their cocks dressed up as a woman. Nothing too out of the ordinary or weird I suppose.
Ive masturbated in large Air handling units in large commercial buildings while looking at porno mags.
Just want to add a comment to @Mike130
That once you put a cock in your mouth, youll never look back.

 

[Mike130]

Ive had similar kinks but love watching a BBC Fuck my good buddies ass. Yes ive licked several guys asses. Ive fucked guys asses with anal beads while sucking their cocks dressed up as a woman. Nothing too out of the ordinary or weird I suppose.
Ive masturbated in large Air handling units in large commercial buildings while looking at porno mags.
Just want to add a comment to @Mike130
That once you put a cock in your mouth, youll never look back.

So I’ve been told. Impressive avatar, by the way.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm down for the weird sex stuff talk

A lot of what I consider "normal" would probably cause a stir in other people's lives. I do think I'm pretty tame comparatively.

I like public sex. In windows. In clubs. Behind trees. In front of trees. I'm highway rest areas. In the back of the car in highway rest areas.

I think you get the gist

My public sex stuff has been minimal. A few forests. A castle in Ireland. Against a pole on I-10. But not a whole lot to speak of in terms of outdoor sex.

But you still won’t put a dick in your mouth. You need to learn from the gentlemen below you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I guess for the Literotica audience I’m fairly tame.

I’d like to see my wife fucked by another guy. Maybe a BBC. Like to hear her sex stories of previous lovers, which we talk about a lot anyways. Take part in a threesome with her. I have with a previous girlfriend.

Love to eat pussy, but wife draws the line when I try to eat ass, but have done it with others in the past, I’m very oral.

I’m a bit of an outlier here but I also love a hairy pussy.

Would love to suck off a trans girl. Never had a dick in my mouth but seems pretty erotic…

I’d say you’re much kinkier than me. I’m pretty damned vanilla, honestly.

Ive had similar kinks but love watching a BBC Fuck my good buddies ass. Yes ive licked several guys asses. Ive fucked guys asses with anal beads while sucking their cocks dressed up as a woman. Nothing too out of the ordinary or weird I suppose.
Ive masturbated in large Air handling units in large commercial buildings while looking at porno mags.
Just want to add a comment to @Mike130
That once you put a cock in your mouth, youll never look back.

We lead very different lives, mate!

 

[Bisexguy70]

I’d say you’re much kinkier than me. I’m pretty damned vanilla, honestly.





We lead very different lives, mate!

Its a judgment free zone though right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Its a judgment free zone though right?

No judgment at all! I was just impressed that you thought it wasn’t that kinky. That’s like a 10 on my vanilla ass kink scale.

 

[Trekka]

Alright, a disturbing conversation on S&S got me thinking today about the diversity of fuckery represented here on Lit.

Now I have done some things and watched some porn about which I'd be uncomfortable discussing with my mother. However, some of the things you all do and watch I’d be uncomfortable discussing with Satan (e.g., tentacle porn). With that said, this is a judgment free zone.

What kind of weird stuff are you into? Weird porn? Fucking weird things? Crazy costumes? Fucked in weird places? Fuck any famous people? Crazy sex toys?

Now this all works better if we admit stuff.

<snips>

So what are you weirdos up to? Doing anything of note? I already know about your tentacle porn.

Nice boat!
Any bites?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nice boat!
Any bites?

What does it look like to you?

 

[Trekka]

What does it look like to you?

Just stick your fuckin forearm in a hole, man, and noodle up some dinner already!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I saw penis/urethral rods at the sex shop this week and that was where I finally paused and noped.

Everything else looked kind of fun.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I saw penis/urethral rods at the sex shop this week and that was where I finally paused and noped.

Everything else looked kind of fun.

Huh, they call it sounding

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

A lot of what I consider "normal" would probably cause a stir in other people's lives.

Haha, I have to agree with this as well.

I like public sex. In windows. In clubs. Behind trees. In front of trees. I'm highway rest areas. In the back of the car in highway rest areas.

Public sex and play is also something I enjoy, and have done a lot of, in a variety of settings. Is it weird? I don't know. I have worn nipple clamps, butt plugs, and a Lush vibe in public before, sometimes just to the grocery store.

My first sexual experience with another woman was in front of a group of people. It turns out I like to be watched.

I recently watched video, not expecting to see a guy pull out a bowl to "collect" his partners fluids as she squirted. That kinda threw me off. Why not just get your face in there?

 

[deft]

My first sexual experience with another woman was in front of a group of people. It turns out I like to be watched.

This is art.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

This is art.

It started with someone taking pictures of us, so it kind of was.

 

[deft]

It started with someone taking pictures of us, so it kind of was.

So... that's hotter

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My first sexual experience with another woman was in front of a group of people. It turns out I like to be watched.

Same here to all this.
There are even photos floating around of that night. Back in the day of 35mm memories.

I hadn't put that together until you mentioned it

 

[ydahecnot]

I don’t care how much you want it, I am not discussing weird sex stuff. You are not the boss of me

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Same here to all this.
There are even photos floating around of that night. Back in the day of 35mm memories.

I hadn't put that together until you mentioned it

I've never seen the pictures that were taken except for one that I took on my old flip phone. It's pretty grainy but it's a close up of me and her kissing with lots of tongue.

Wait a minute, was it you?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've never seen the pictures that were taken except for one that I took on my old flip phone. It's pretty grainy but it's a close up of me and her kissing with lots of tongue.

Wait a minute, was it you?

Hot tub?
State of Origin party?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw penis/urethral rods at the sex shop this week and that was where I finally paused and noped.

Everything else looked kind of fun.

Yes. These are called sounding rods. I once had a lady in a sex store explain them to me. What's disturbing is the graduated sizes.





The mere sight if this makes me squirm in the unsexiest of ways. I'd rather watch a marathon of tentacle porn assigned by @vagrantx than consider this. It looks so painful.

My first sexual experience with another woman was in front of a group of people. It turns out I like to be watched.

We are gonna need to hear more about this please.

I don’t care how much you want it, I am not discussing weird sex stuff. You are not the boss of me

But is this your fantasy?

 

[vagrantx]

I'd rather watch a marathon of tentacle porn assigned by @vagrantx than consider this. It looks so painful.

Oh, just wait until those rods are connected to an e-stim device and you're getting some strange tingles up your peehole Yes, that's a thing, and yes, I might have more than one clip of that.

Fun thread, I might get down to typing my fucked up little list out for you once this hell of a day has come to an end!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, just wait until those rods are connected to an e-stim device and you're getting some strange tingles up your peehole Yes, that's a thing, and yes, I might have more than one clip of that.

That is not a thing. No one would do that. Just... no.