Lord of the rings, Return of the King????

[lewdandlicentious]

Whooooohooooo!!!

Big Salami this!!!!

 

[Dirty Slut]

Originally posted by lewdandlicentious
Whooooohooooo!!!

Big Salami this!!!!

Hubba, Hubba! Now that's what I call a man's hardon. Nice to see that they're good for something other than drilling knot holes out of trees, isn't it.

DS

 

[wildsweetone]

I'm almost wishing I didn't fork out for new pc system. The monitor makes that pic look very clear... but, shouldn't he be lying down for that game to work right? It can't be much fun playing it standing up.

 

[Linbido]

So that's what a cock-ring looks like!

...she said with her innocent Bambi-eyes grin.

 

[dee1124]

One hardly knows what to say.

 

[shereads]

So that's what a cock-ring looks like!

...she said with her innocent Bambi-eyes grin.

Isn't a cock-ring a gang that steals cocks to sell on the black market?

 

[English Lady]

*ROTFLMAO*

Have you tried this over at the playground then Lewd *chuckles*

 

[wishfulthinking]

I'm still debating which: "Ouch" or "bring it on".

 

[whispering_surrender]

Frightening......truly frightening. I can only say, you ain't bringin' anything that big near me!

Whisp

 

[Sabledrake]

Holy [bleep]!!!!!

Sabledrake

 

[Guest]

Not attractive to me at all; frightening is its meager circumference, it'd be more like getting stabbed.

eeow! Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

All I can think of is...
...how does he tuck it?

 

[champagne1982]

All I can think of is...
...how does he tuck it?

and even more absurdly, ice ... how does one fuck it?

 

[fille]

lord, honey, is that thing real?

 

[shereads]

My lungs are that approximate distance from...Anyway, I second what Perdita said about stabbing.

Who knows if it's real, though. It's possible to create almost anything in Photoshop.

 

[Guest]

ella, if Photoshop was used, they might have at least given him an arse. There's nothing back there, did you notice?

Perdita

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Somehow I doubt she was looking in that direction!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

NOW you're talking!

 

[Sarastro]

A definitely relevant comment...

I went to a movie quiz last month, and one of the participating teams called themselves "The Lords of the Penis Rings"... Everybody laughed.

 

[Icingsugar]

ella, if Photoshop was used, they might have at least given him an arse. There's nothing back there, did you notice?

Perdita

That's where they took the extra skin pixels.

 

[Black Tulip]

Ouch!

Somehow I doubt baby gets to play with those rings.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Depends which baby, Dark Dutch one!!!!